Why in the name of FUCK are you all still here?
 

It's Halloween. I have an excuse. I'm at work. You people should be out at parties, or getting drunk, or eating candy, or having sex with a goat. What the fuck are you all still doing here?

Going to bed.

I'm too fucking beat, I was at M.E.P.S. for over 13 hours today, and drove for over 3 hours. Running on 5 hours of sleep in the past 48. That's my excuse. Too tired to sleep.

Edit:

I do however intend to get drunk later tonight, by the way, though I've never before drank.

I owned your post count while you were gone.

Watching stuff with Penguin :O

I guess im not in the mood to go squirt helpless little kids with water guns this year... To busy lvling my 1.10 necro

lol...lvling a necro over going 2 a party or having sex...

Im sick as hell, so no where for me to go.

I did go out and terrorize people around the neighborhood with a bunch of friends. It didn't help that I had forgotten how to ride a bike though.

lol...i thought it was impossible 2 forget how 2 ride a bike

Hah, I was partying. It was fun. It always is.

I was egging somebodies house I dont know who he is but I had so much fun.

i got hella drunk and stoned and fucked sum chick who was wearing wings and horns

LMAO. That sounds like quite a night. Now go get tested for aids if she gave it up that easy.

I went to a party. It was a bust. I mean an actual bust... Cops ya know? I wasn't in the house though. I was in the back and I got away with my friend in his car.

Only the people who lived their and three others got busted.

Man you had fun you are a party animal arent ya?

My dad paied me 10 bucks to hand out candy.

thats fucking awesome...lol

i know 10 bucks isnt that much but i handed out candy just like that w/o being paid

I handed out candy once and got silly string all over me I cant beleive those 8 year olds.

i went trick or treating too!! one house gave me a slice of pizza and another gave me sum pie!! so awsome!! and every house that didnt answer the door we all spit on the door!! and shoes!!!!!!! i stole sum shoes that were outside sumones house!!!!