love
 

I'm madly in love with this girl named Katy.
She's one of my best friends but she doesn't like me.
What should I do?!?!?!

One advice, Fuck off. Find someone who likes you.

Right, if she don't like you, let it go. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. I think that was what Randuin was trying to say, just not so nicely. >.<

actually just be a joker, a comidian, make her laugh, then she will start likeing you. just dont be makeing jokes when it is not needed. if she needs to be serious.....be serious.

Well you shall pick your path now

a) Render her emotional unstable to get her easy
b) Rape her (whit or whitout use of drugz)
c) Kill her.
d) Move on
e) All of the above

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Hmmmm this is tough...

1. Don't get advice from random strangers on the internet about your personal life.
2. Seduce
3. Use
4. Move on

u know i might feel bad 4 u...but ur a jack-ass and no1 in their right state of mind would want u.

my advice:

STOP BEING A JACKASS

ImNotDaz....u just got told ;-)

do her best friend

what? do her best friend? what do u mean lol

Meh doing the friend arround can actualy help but stick to my advice if you have what it take to do it :)

im not understanting anyones posts here!!!! lol

Take her to the movies on a friendly date, make sure it's a scary movie, wait until a scary part, right before it(seconds before it) start groping her and she'll scream, people will think it's just because of the movie, and she might even orgasm from the shock of the movie and the groping.

LMFAO! Buetiful...I think im gonna try that. lol

Hahaha, heres some better advice.

1. Get her drunk
2. Take her back to your place
3. Do your thing
4. Get her pregnent

There you have it, now you will never get rid of her.

She may not like you, actually she'll hate you for about 6 years, then she'll cut off your dick and kill you, but look on the bright side! You won't be lonley!

Avoid #4...
and
Dick loss...

well...considering he has the ability to do number 3 and 4

like i said, do her best friend. she will get crazy jealous and fall for you.