Barbecue Sauce
 

You ever have this barbecue sauce?
A barbecue sauce so irresistable,
That a taste of it only left you craving more.
A sweet delicious barbecue sauce, I
Must admit; I am captivated by its taste.

Any bland meal, it will make special.
I find any excuse to pour some of this
Delicious viscous delight onto my meal;
For its addictive effect is about 10x greater
Than any of the best heroin you can get.

But now, the addiction has become too much.
Work, family, friends; they mean nothing.
The barbecue sauce has taken over,
I want nothing more in my life besides it.
I crave it...I YEARN FOR IT.

I will kill someone if I find them eating/stealing
My barbecue sauce. Its controlling me, its telling
Me what to do. I must abandon my life.
I must run away to a tropical paradise where
I and the sauce can be together, soul mates at last.

But woe is me. I have overlooked the fact that
The sauce is not a living entity. It cannot regenerate
Itself back into its delicious dark red form. I have
consumed all the sauce. I am left alone...in the dark,
Without my wonderful Barbecue Sauce. I am nothing.

Sonny's Pit BBQ Sauce. Available at your local supermarket.

Odd.....subject to write a poem (or whatever this is) on but not bad.

ah... the simple joy that is bbq sauce.

Before this post he messaged me over aim asking if ive ever had a barbecue sauce that tasted so good I wanted more or something lol

i love bbq rib sandwitches

Fuck, I thought this was a recipe. Part of mantra's rebellion against Chruser not having a Food Forum.

Its a poetic rebellion.

um 1st of all barbeque sause owns
and 2nd of all respect teh mantralord cuz his SIG AND AVATAR ARE THE BEST THING ZELARON WILL EVER SEE!!!!!