Farting! Chemical Warfare At Its Finest!
 

Who likes methane jokes?

Go...away...

This isn't a joke, its a medical death record.

A man ate cabbage and beans, and went to sleep in an unventilated, small room. He released alot of methane, and was suffocated in his sleep from the toxic fumes. Medical workers who removed the body also had to be treated for methane poisoning.

Hahahahahhaahha. Thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. Dieing of farts. Ill try to do that one night.

Beyond that, a dairyfarm worker was curious and lit a cow's fart on fire. It did catch fire alright, but the flame was large, and the cow panicked and a rectal contraction sucked the fire inside the cow. The cow exploded, the farmer died instantly when a bone shot through his head.

where do u get these things? i know theres a section in "the hippo" w/ weird news but still.

Oh bullshit, (no joke intended) I will need confirmation on this one lol.

Yeah, that does sound like a pile of crap.............

Total bogus farts aren't that dangerous.

Holy fork, what a way to go...