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Our school had a bomb thret for the first time today...it was pretty scarry!...We'd always talked about them, but it's really nothing untill you've been involved in one...we had to leave the building and go to the football field and were planted there for several hours...they searched the building and decided to *69 the call and cought him...anyway...just thought I'd share my life threatening day with yous guys :)

Been there, done that. It's marvelous!

Who the FUCK calls from their house? WTF?

Well...for once i wish there were a real bomb in my school, then the day wouldnt be so boring. What i would like is for everyone to be evacuated, then the bomb goes off and we have something fun to watch as the school collapses...damn ive been watching too much FOX...

LoL, mantraload remember when we had a bomb threat earlier in the year. I thought it was firedrill till we were out there for an hour or so.

Call in a bomb threat on the building, plant a bomb on the football field, and pwn the whole school.

You can bomb threat a school from a public phone.....they'll never find you

Here's the closest I've come to death before:
At one point we were evicted and didnt have the money to get a house for about a week and a half until we got another paycheck so we were staying at my Grandpa's house (he has a big house with about 50 acres of land) but I didnt want to so I went and stayed at my Mom's.
Well, the day after my Dad pulled up to the place he cashes his check and parked in the parking spot and this drunken lady in a car came speeding down the street (30 mph but she was going over 80 the police said) and hit the car, just as he walked on the curb.
He was alright, but here's the thing... I dont like to go in banks, they smell from lack of ventilation, they're always cold, nothing to do, etc. So I always stay in the car while he goes in there. I would of been in that car if we hadnt been evicted / had to stay at my Grandpas / went to my Moms.

I am the Shover Robot.
Shoving is the answer. Shoving will protect you from The Terrible Secret of Space

Wtf thats so old and Robotic did that already

I know. I whored it from his sig.

I came within half an inch of death before. It was when I almost bled to death. Not fun. But its extremely freaky to look at your arm... and down... and see nothing but your own blood.

Oh yeah, I used to be really suicidal. I came very close to pulling the trigger many times. I had the gun loaded, safety off and bullet in the barrel.
I thought you meant like natural brushes with death. Anyway that would be the closest I have been to death, the other post contains the second closest.

If you wanna get away with calling in a bomb threat, just call up a bank or something from a public phone and tell them there is a bomb in your school. They will have to call up the school and tell them theirselves. Ingenious I know! ;)

Just make sure you don't use a rarely used public phone, and if you do, don't leave any prints and make sure your car is parked far away and that you have to go into woods to get to and from the phone being used (to avoid someone picking you out). Also wear clothes that you can throw out/burn and covers your face.

Make sure there are no cameras by the phone either. Its pretty damn easy to call in bomb threats, but you can get in deep shit for it... :(

LoL, it is like trying to get away with murder, use gloves and stuff :P

Happy now Grav? I changed the link to a better one.

heh bang bang bang thats hilarious

Man Titusfied, you sure are the expert. :)

It would be even easier if you had someone on the inside :)

You could say I've had some experience with the subject... ;)