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Grav 2003-01-18 07:51 AM

Oxymorons
 
Gentle harshness.


Discuss.

Demosthenes 2003-01-18 09:54 AM

the funniest oxymoron is microsoft works

Jamesadin 2003-01-18 10:06 AM

The top 20 are....

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force


10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

Odyssey 2003-01-18 11:47 AM

number one..honest politician

Admiral_Jason 2003-01-18 12:46 PM

Here's one. Biggy Smalls.

Mantralord 2003-01-18 12:53 PM

Heres one: military intelligence

Grav 2003-01-18 04:42 PM

Consolidated Debt

Thanatos 2003-01-18 06:03 PM

Dodge Ram, didn't even know that one.

Mantralord 2003-01-21 09:32 AM

Temp Perm

Adrenachrome 2003-01-23 09:30 PM

Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...

AnswerMachine 2003-01-23 09:32 PM

...Civil War.

!King_Amazon! 2003-01-23 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adrenachrome
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...

Don't think thats an oxymoron, not to mention that it's old :p


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