Airplan crash?
 

uhhhh, what do you do if your air plane is gonna crash?


I WOULD HIDE UNDER THE SEAT(LOL) well thats what they want me to do, fuck that. THATS WHY THEY MAKE PARACHUTS:nerd:

I would kill everyone if I was sure I would die.

I would phone home.

Your all idiots, i'd grab the nearest parachute or if some1 had it i'd kill em for it

There arnt Parachutes on commercial airplanes.

sure there are, the pilots have them lol.

i'd close my eyes and start repeating in my mind, this cant be happening!!!

id try to get a thing of group sex going, cuz we're all fucked anyway

lmao

Grab the fattest person and use them as a floatation device.

take out my uzi and shoot everyone so they die before me... tis an honour thing

I would head for the tail of the plane since it offers the highest probability of survival.....

or throw a grenade out the window

Yes, all thoes grenades and uzi's they let you take on the plane...

Maybe in Canada..

i would sit down and wait for the plane to crash...... maybe scream a bit... panick like hell for sure....and hope i fall into a cardiac arrest before i die so i don't feel it..
FACT: most people don"t die from the initial impact it's self... they die from the flames/fumes that the plane makes when it hits the ground... so i would also try to be near a door and hold on real tight... and try to lay real flat on the ground so i don't fly allover the place breaking my bones so i can't get to an exit.