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Mantralord 2010-08-31 03:48 PM

Time for your yearly checkup!
 
Hey there, are you comfortable? Good! I'm Dr. Mantra and it's time for your yearly checkup! Sit back and relax. Let's have a look at your breathing. Take slow, steady breaths. Good. Lift up your shirt. Take a few more slow, steady breaths. Excellent. Alright, I'm going to need you to lie on your back while I check your abdomen. Don't contract your muscles, just relax. Mmmhmm, okay, good. So how are you doing? Anything new? No? Alright, let's continue. I'm going to check your ears now. Mmhmm, everything looks good here. Have you had any trouble sleeping? Oh, a little? Hmm. Well, I'll prescribe something for you. Have a lot of stress lately? Yeah, I hear ya. It's tough out there. Would you like a muscle relaxant? Excellent. It's always great to just sit back and relax. You wouldn't believe how many people I get in here complaining about back pain who never take enough time to just relax! I mean, it's ironic really, THEY come in here and get ME all worked up, and I'm trying to help them. Infants and mothers and white trash, the scum of the Earth, my world, beGging me for help. But their time will come, one day as in the blood of the proletariat dripping from my wine glass they will pay, pay for their misdeeds to me. I will send them to meet their maker aͨwait ALL THAT ARE LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T and I will be rewarded with ​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤eternal salv*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̍ͫͥͨ ̗̩̳̟ation AND *̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖̍ͫͥͨ ͉̗̩̳̟*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l ͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨYOU WILL B*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͛͆̾ͫ̑͆URN IN THE BOWELS OF HEL ͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱L NO NO NO *̶͑̾̾​*̶͑̾̾​FUCK SHUT UP SH̅ͫ͏̙̤UT UP SHU̅ͫ͏̙̤T UP SHUT UP WHY demogrl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆aphic pandering IT DOESNT STOP IT Wl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆AS ALL A FUCKING LIE, A MOTHERFl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆UCKING LIE!!l̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆l̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆l̘̝̃ͤ͂̾̆ !!!!!!!!


Alright, everything seems normal with you, I'll see you again next year.

D3V 2010-08-31 03:52 PM

goddamn.
that was epic.

-Spector- 2010-08-31 04:36 PM

Maybe?

Skurai 2010-08-31 08:00 PM

I now remember why I want to be a doctor.

KagomJack 2010-08-31 08:17 PM

Let's get gay married, Mantra.

-Spector- 2010-08-31 09:15 PM

You're too small for him.

Skurai 2010-08-31 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Spector- (Post 690428)
You're too small for him.

*Jumps around flailing his arms* OOOOH! Torched your ass, torched your ass! You salt a fuck, boi!

KagomJack 2010-09-01 01:02 PM

I can assure you I am taller than a midget.

D3V 2010-09-01 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack (Post 690438)
I can assure you I am taller than a midget.

Maybe that's not what he meant

^_^







:grin:

-Spector- 2010-09-01 02:56 PM

Don't think it was. ;)

D3V 2010-09-01 03:18 PM

sarcasm flew rrrrrrrrrrrrrigggghttttttt overrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-Spector- 2010-09-01 08:57 PM

Oh shi-


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