High on dat shiet.

This has been a shitty night

This has been an...
I don't even know.

Nothing like digging up an old thread. Can't let the world record thread die.
Living in China, working, and just decided to pop in.

What are you doing now days?

English teacher?

Close King, teaching IT 11, in English, to Chinese students going for a dual diploma for China and Atlantic Canada.

Where are you at in China? How do you like it?

Well, I came here for two weeks at christmas to visit, but for work I just arrived two weeks ago.
I'm in South China, in the Guangdong Province. The city borders Hong Kong.

It's decent so far, great food for cheap, decent cheap alcohol, lots of good looking women, and a really nice city overall. It is hot and humid though, like 30-40 degrees Celsius (Americans are like wtf is that, right? :p )

Liking it, have high hopes for it, lots of potential. Playing ball hockey, I can tell you wearing goalie gear is rough.

I'll try to keep posted.

Enjoy your gutter oil and fake eggs.

lol clearly I am not buying eggs myself. Anything you order with eggs, pretty obvious they are real eggs. Lots of places cook out in plain sight, be easy to catch.

With oil, that is typically if you eat at a place that is super cheap. You know it is going to be oily going in. There are places that aren't all oily but you pay more.

I am in a modern, more westernized city.

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Have you ever got bored and read this whole thread?

Me neither

I'll serve as K_A's rival candidate to make K_A look completely electable by comparison!

I'm the best mod this forum has ever had /troll

I like Lenny.

Wow, 5 years since someone posted here.

So did we achieve the world record?

I'm not sure if there actually is an official world record, but if there is we aren't even close.