The LHC has been taken out by a weasel. Again.
 

Thought some here might find this humorous.

Here's proof.

Link to a publicly accessible meeting: https://indico.cern.ch/event/576259/

Link to the relevant slide:

http://i.imgur.com/MSDYRCa.png

And just for fun, a picture of the (now deceased) weasel:

http://i.imgur.com/yjfe2ag.png