Can I be a mod now
 

Can you guys make me a mod yet?

Or an admin?

Like, please guys?

Please?

I've wanted this for so long.

Please???

Granted, my child.

I have no idea if you have any actual power now, but it says you are a supreme moderator

Now you can clean up all these bots...

Oh. My. God. It happened. It finally happened.

After eighteen years of patiently waiting. It happened.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

This is such a big day in my life.

I'm going to hit D3V with the ban stick next time he comes around for funsies.

Do it and I'll make you an admin (if I can, I dunno)

So, uhhh, how do I use these newfound powers? I see a few more forums, but UI looks the same. Don't see anything that allows me to edit posts or delete threads or hit users with the ban stick.

Assuming I've actually given you tangible powers, they should be unlocked through a link on the very bottom right of the page.

The edit tab should also appear on every post, not just your own

It does not.

Nor do I see a link at the very bottom of the page.

I probably just gave you the title and didn't enable the powers somehow. Dunno.

Try now. 8)

OH. My. God.

Well it works now.

zomg i just deleted threads!!!

i"m an admin now dammit i should be able to post in all caps dammit

We should make everyone an admin

At least every OG.

Idk I always wanted the Tech Guy title. I even went and got the degree for it WW made me so jealous.

Hah! I was doing it before I even started college.

I thought I was doing it before I started college. I have since learned that I was a pleb

I went to college and was top of my class in “Web Technologies”. Of course, by that point, I had designed a CMS for my website and written a web version of an Access database for work, so I had much more experience than when I started working on code for Zelaron, which at that point was just Windows 98 stuff (remember “Active Desktop”?) and an ASP site with an Access database.

Yet you still can't figure out how to add a timestamp to the chat box, smh

The chatbox has always had a timestamp

I would like to petition to join the admin team. I feel like I can bring value and integrity to this organization and have proven so by my prolonged absence and well established history of shitposts.

Fuck up

you lucky Im not admin rn
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