5 signs that your freind plays too much Diablo 2
 

First 5 signs that your friend plays too much Diablo 2:
5. He needs to buy a new mouse every week.

4. He oftens bables something about "The East".

3. He starts calling his locker his "stash".

2. He tells his parents he wants to go to Lut Gholein for their next vacation.

1. When you ask him to come with you to a place he's never been before, he asks you to send him a town portal when you get there.

6- He tries to dupe real cash without success.

7- He signs his will saying that when he dies, his family members will be able to loot his corpse.

~Death_Ryder

8- when he tends to buy something, he allways checks his horadric cube for xtra cash

9- He puts jewels in his pencils thinking they will give him more dex to write faster

10- He keeps talking about how he sold his grandfather for some "SoJ's"


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11 - He only eats beef to gain xp

12. He tries to cut the hedges with throwing knives.

13. He drinks too many red, blue and purple liquids.

14. when he gets in a fight at school. he often tries to use battle orders to boost his life. but gets beat up

15. he thinks that if he boosts his resistances then thunder storms wont hurt him.

16- He walks around with a bottle with a head in it saying it is for his protection.

17- He tries to find a guy called 'WIRT' to take his leg off.

18- when he cant answer a question on his homework he attempts to consult "Deckard Cain"

19. he carrys around rocks and says that there highly valued runes.

20. hahahah heres a good one. he buys a diablo 2 item on ebay.

21. He tries to Imbue his Swiss army knife.

22: he tries to explain to his friends what an soj is and they dont get it.

23- He thinks that graduation rings are SOJs so he orders a bunch of them

24 - He refers to everything as items

25- He talks about going MFing with Ali Baba and Dueling with a Lightsaber

26 - Asks the cashier if they accept "soj's"

27 - goes around the school asking people to "dual" with him and telling them that there is no "gold taking"

28 - SAYS THIS :

29.he takes a base ball bat and write occlus on it the try to stick it on his ring say is a occy soj

30. He drinks fruit punch saying its a "life potion".

31. he throws a blue ball at a kid at school saying its a frozen orb.

32. he buys pet mules to replace his backpack. hahahaha

33. has 4 lvl 99 chars

34. He tries to transmute his mom's favorite jewels with his brother's Gamecube.

He tells his friends they can loot him if he dies

36- tries to jump over a four lane interstate during rush hour

37. phones you up at 2 am saying he found a shako

38. - Goes to school as a "Naked Sorceress" and gets expelled from school for 2 years.

39. tries to "teleport" from school to his house to get his homework.

40 - attempts to press scroll lock before teleporting so he can teleport to his house without using as much mana

41. He nearly burns down his house b/c he was playing diablo and left something cooking too long

42. He gets something jacked from him... Stares blankly and says... The wanderer..... It was... The Wanderer....

43: threatins his comp when he gets owned all the time

44- Goes up to a prostitute and asks if he could hire her as a rogue.

you try to tell your friends the robots are playing the game as we speak...