The neverending story
 

Ok all you have to do is follow up on what the last person said ...
Pls dont post stupid shit
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Once upon a time when dragons ruled the earth, the pope called out for a hero..... he was ....

nowhere to be found until one day, a wanderer walked into a small town...

he was wearing a black rope that covered his face and he carried a large sword in his back..

...and his name was...

PozerPunk!

His muscules were huge, but his.... wasn't :(

-PozerPunk (Heh, you know)

nah thats a gay name

his name was Xan. :)

and he was looking to get laid...

then he found himself an old fat lady who charges free...he felt

her large flabby breasts...and he took pleasure in it...

Just then PozerPunk, a.k.a. Xan, realized that it wasn't an old lady at all...but a feared DRAGON!!!

So quickly he...

-PozerPunk (Ahhh a dragon!)

whipped it out, and beat the dragon over the head with it, except.....

took out his sword and *inserted* it ont he dragon's mouth, just after realizing it wasnt the dragon's mouth it was the whore-lady's vagina he left and went on his quest.....

unfortuantly, the old lady had plenty of STDs, so his member began to burn. ohh... the pain....

So he cut it off to prevent spreading. ANYWAYS, he was heading towards the dragons keep, when...

He noticed that he had gotten crabs and herpes.

Poor man, so he quickly rushed over to Alkor, the potion maker, to make him a potion so that he could get better...

-PozerPunk (Heal me Alkor)

He drank the potion and continued on the way to the dragons keep.

where he found a magical...

Ring! (LOTR!) lol j/k



he found a magical staff, named...

Shakira!

Then he took the staff and proceeded to...

-PozerPunk (Ummm)

Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...

the deepest depths of the dragons cave

just when he noticed....