Google’s anti-advertisements
 

“Wish your videos kept playing when you close the app?”
“No, you used to do that. It was annoying AF.”
“Try YouTube Premium.”
“Thanks for the warning. I’ll steer clear.”

“Wish your browser remembered your credit card number and entered it for you?”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
“Switch to Google Chrome.”
“Yeah, I already knew better.”

Accurate