I have a problem
 

I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.

I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.

Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.

I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.

Well there's some cows in the field over yonder.

I suppose I could go a cow-hustling, fly 'em over the pond, and train them to seek you out whenever you have a craving for milk. I'll need to train the milking maids too.

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?

HAHAHAHA.

"Mornin Niggars!"

lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure.

Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you wouldn't be so fat, fatty.

I drink milk all the time

it's skim milk

but thats not the point

i didnt know milk makes you fat

Get a minifridge.

Fat. Just tooo fat.

you fat too buddy

Milk doesn't, drinking tons of it and not doing anything well. Just as drinking milk/soft drinks/tea etc. leaves you more prone to getting kidney stones (if you don't drink a good ammount of water too.)

i think a certain grav is too lazy to get the milk or just bored enough to write this post.

Can you suck it through the screen?

http://www.milk-bc.com/images/image-milk.jpg

I've got a glass like that...

Settee, Footy match on the TV in the corner, and a Minifridge full of milk. A man's best friends. :)

Smoke rock nigga?

......

And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!

Haha. You must have been super stoned to come up with that.

You could get a cooler full of dry ice and store the milk in that for later.

How about a cooler full of ice milk cubes?