The ugliest chick you would do.
 

How low would you go??
You must be sober!! (I'll post mine tomorrow)

I don't have a picture of your mom.

IMHO, there's a lot of bad a paper bag can make disappear.

Unless the lass is a whale. You need more than a paper bag then.

You need a truck.

A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist her should do. Unless you're into necrophilia then I suppose hitting her with a truck first would be alright.

Already did her, won't go any lower, lol. She wasn't fat or anything, just not that attractive.

At least you have a standard now :P

w0rd.

That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol.

She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.

I would love to watch her apply mascara.

D:
That better not be a real human face.

thats gotta be a guy.

Or a female Snorlax.

You're not talking about Tutti are you :)

The ugliest chick would be the one that requires you to wear a paper bag over your own head just in case hers falls off.

No, we got divorced, she's unfaithful.

:eek: That was quick.

Stfu WALLOW.

I really don't care. She had the boyfriend before we got married, while I was down at AIT training for the military, she was fucking around on the internet. Actually found herself another WoW Boyfriend, shes already living with him. So, its w/e I've got my girlfriend I'm happy.