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I have an itch
So i have this itch on my back that I just cant seem to reach. What do i do?
P.S- I tried using a fork, but its not so good. |
Use the doorway corner, it seems to work for me....well that or ask somebody else to scratch it for you.
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i usually use all the sharp solder points from an old ISA card to scratch my back
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try having ur mommy scratch it...that usually worked for me when i lived with mine...haha...or ur boyfriend ya fruitcake......ummm...ill have the chicken mctesticals....wait no ill take the mcpenis fillet please :)
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by the way w/b Gsus |
i say lay on a carpet and itch it away
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I recommend a rake.
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Hold a cat by its tail against your back.
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I just realize your name is a play off of "Jesus"
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Rulers work well, or the corners of cabnets.
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I'd get some sort of scratching post device...
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You could just kill yourself. That way you would also be preventing any future problems or discomforts that you may have.
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use a hairbrush it works so good or just go with 1dumbman and get your mom thats what i do :D
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You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...
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Goats. Always good role models to follow.
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If u want to get rid of the itch, jump in a shower and throw a hairdryer into it. The electricity will stop ur neurons from aggrevating a certain area which causes itching. If u are lucky enough to survive, then ull never be itchy again |
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