My school is brainwashing people into mindless, happy drones.
 

How, you are probably asking. My answer is the three day retreat: Kairos. People who go on Kairos always come back happy, touchy-feely, sweet, and calm. Now, sometimes that just happens and is fine. But when they go for a week looking like they're in a trance and constantly go on about how they love life and you and everything else, you start to wonder "What are these people doing to them?" Now, one thing I found out (not supposed to know) is that the parents write a letter to you and it's about how they're so worried about all the things you do. Now, after a long time (probably enough to brainwash you), you write a letter back. Almost everyone tells the parents everything they've done. Then the catchline everyone says is "You should go to Kairos! It's a life changing event. You...will...enjoy...it." Maybe I am just a paranoid bastard, but this isn't right. These people are acting completely different, as if they aren't who they are. This happens 2-3 times a school year. And every time, it's just weirder. However, after this week's Kairos, I have come to wonder what exactly is happening to make all these people be different. For instance, a person I know who is usually active in class was very quiet and calm today. Nothing could ever make him like that. Though I don't like him and could care less if he was brainwashed, it irked me. And he was nice to me. Creepy. But, I think I will go to the Kairos senior year and report all my findings. But for the meantime, could they really be brainwashing people at my school?

Most probably...how else would they get people to behave??

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Ever watch the Demon Headmaster series on TV?? Or read the books??

What are you doing wasting time posting here. You need to infiltrate, gather intel, and report to central command. No, I'm serious though, you should go to it. Obviously everyone that does go to doesn't know about it's true nature therefore rendering them defenseless to the brainwashing. You have the upper hand. Just try it out.

I'm definitely going now. I'm going to be armed too ~.~ Things are gettin' creepier now.

You should send the Army... Ill volunteer. And no Ive never been brainwashed.... (smiles happily in avatar)

The army eh?? With guns...and explosions...and people running around screaming...excellent...