Computer inneundo
 

EvilSpaniard: i want to unlock your hardware pipe.....
GravitonSurge: OVERCLOCK MY BUS BABY
EvilSpaniard: i want to root your system
GravitonSurge: raise the voltage..
GravitonSurge: BOOT MY DRIVE!!
EvilSpaniard: i want to explorer.exe your pants
GravitonSurge: Lets ctrlaltdelete our clothes
EvilSpaniard: let's bring our network adapters UP!
GravitonSurge: Oh my... my virtual memory is full.
EvilSpaniard: let me unload a few of your programs
GravitonSurge: I'm going at 10,000 RPMs O_O
EvilSpaniard: i want to decompress your zip file
GravitonSurge: You're raising my multiplier..
EvilSpaniard: i want to put my big heatsink on you
GravitonSurge: Let's share a channel.. you be the master.. I'll be the slave
EvilSpaniard: the data pathway is too tight!
GravitonSurge: Increase my bandwidth, baby!
EvilSpaniard: i wanna put a pump on your waterblock
GravitonSurge: Lemme scan your disk..

lol .

roflcopter.

Grav, I wanna put my RAM stick in your DIMM slot...

Only if we go at 667 mhz ^^

I want to put my penis in your vagina.

OOPS!

Why don't you just put your 3.5 inch floppy into his drive?

I wanna increase your AGP base clock to 69 mhz.
:p

Then you're going to have to provide a lot of "liquid" cooling..

I wanna squirt my Arctic Silver all over your processor...

Don't use too much, or you might hurt me when you pull out..

Tru.dat

Mantra, do you do this to everyone?

I wanna insert my card into your AGP slot.

I have support for 16 pipelines O_O

I want to flash my 6800nu into your Ultra.

I've been sitting here for about 4 minutes trying to think of my own original computer innuendo, but I can't do it. I'm a horrible person.

Ugh, I thought of one but its neither funny nor that computerish..

'Can I stick my power cord in your sizzling hot 550 watt power supply!"

Bleh. Im bored.

"I want to register to your website" was the best thing I could think of =\

Oh look, I just hit 9k.

Go back to Arab.

They'd behead me :(. As much as some would like that, my beheading would make me sad :(

Why do you even bother?

I dont .

Ooh Sovvy, I wanna plug my 2.1 system into your sound card...

Bend over .

I'm plugging in my joystick.

By far the funniest.

Too obsolete to be funny.

Obselete, but very relavent.


Little fella.

obsolete. is that a synonym for true?

I'll make you turn your volume up.

Er.....let me turn you on?

No? I'll go back to just reading then.

Baby, I wanna spam your forums.

How about a quick reply?

I think he would rather have the advanced reply with the attachment. You can respond to his poll.