5 signs that your freind plays too much Diablo 2
First 5 signs that your friend plays too much Diablo 2:
5. He needs to buy a new mouse every week. 4. He oftens bables something about "The East". 3. He starts calling his locker his "stash". 2. He tells his parents he wants to go to Lut Gholein for their next vacation. 1. When you ask him to come with you to a place he's never been before, he asks you to send him a town portal when you get there. |
6- He tries to dupe real cash without success.
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7- He signs his will saying that when he dies, his family members will be able to loot his corpse.
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8- when he tends to buy something, he allways checks his horadric cube for xtra cash
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9- He puts jewels in his pencils thinking they will give him more dex to write faster
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10- He keeps talking about how he sold his grandfather for some "SoJ's"
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11 - He only eats beef to gain xp
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12. He tries to cut the hedges with throwing knives.
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13. He drinks too many red, blue and purple liquids.
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14. when he gets in a fight at school. he often tries to use battle orders to boost his life. but gets beat up
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15. he thinks that if he boosts his resistances then thunder storms wont hurt him.
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16- He walks around with a bottle with a head in it saying it is for his protection.
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17- He tries to find a guy called 'WIRT' to take his leg off.
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18- when he cant answer a question on his homework he attempts to consult "Deckard Cain"
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19. he carrys around rocks and says that there highly valued runes.
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20. hahahah heres a good one. he buys a diablo 2 item on ebay.
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21. He tries to Imbue his Swiss army knife.
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22: he tries to explain to his friends what an soj is and they dont get it.
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23- He thinks that graduation rings are SOJs so he orders a bunch of them
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24 - He refers to everything as items
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