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Skurai

2011-05-29 12:23 PM

The Priestess' rant on flowers.

Quote:

(...) We must remember to keep our eyes open. When we fall for the tricks of the demons in this world, we turn to stronger demons for help. How is that any good? Intoxicated by plants, many of man seek special experiences and feelings, which can easily be obtained by alternate routes - and can last forever. This is why we wear flowers in our hair. They grant us the blessing of plant spirits, without having to burn them or smell them. Such means for obtaining divine visions are false and of the demons. Wear your flower of choice, stay sober, practice your magic. May The Great God and Priestess Trinity guide you for your days with the flower spirits and (...)

She gave a big group of the Trinity Cult a sermon today. I was given a beautiful flower for my hair, afterwards.
Opinions?

!King_Amazon!

2011-05-29 12:53 PM

Hippies without pot

Wed-G

2011-05-30 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 693946)

She gave a big group of the Trinity Cult a sermon today. I was given a beautiful flower for my hair, afterwards.
Opinions?

I'm starting to understand why you fit in so well on this website.

You're absolutely fucking insane.

Skurai

2011-05-30 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon! (Post 693947)

Hippies without pot

...Yeah that's about right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wed-G (Post 693948)

I'm starting to understand why you fit in so well on this website.

You're absolutely fucking insane.

...Yeah that's about right.

D3V	2011-06-01 02:32 PM

wutcult

Skurai

2011-06-01 07:16 PM

The Trinity Cult.
tl;dr
Mexican Female-Jesus ("Trinity") used magic to force gods to submit to man kind, in the name of one powerful god (often identified with YHWH). After which, she left a book of magic teachings and was taken to heaven. Many gods became demons, opposing the extreme god. (Assuming this happened after the Tower of Babel)
Her father started the cult, and she claims he had the book. She actually adopted me for the purpose of teaching me magic and making me take over the cult, when she's too old, or passing away.

Wed-G

2011-06-02 10:05 AM

Boi, you need Jesus.

D3V	2011-06-02 11:24 AM

How do i join

Skurai

2011-06-03 03:05 PM

I'm not in the cult. I quit and became Christian a while back.

!King_Amazon!

2011-06-03 06:23 PM

Different flavor of crazy, but crazy nonetheless.

Skurai

2011-06-09 07:17 PM

Crazy? Or lucky?

!King_Amazon!

2011-06-09 07:34 PM

How would being Christian have anything to do with luck? It isn't like you have to roll dice before becoming a Christian to get into the club.

Skurai

2011-06-14 09:10 AM

Prove it. Go try and convert, without rolling dice. I dare you.

!King_Amazon!

2011-06-14 11:31 AM

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

D3V	2011-06-14 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 693972)

I'm not in the cult. I quit and became Christian a while back.

cult swapper

Skurai

2011-06-19 10:13 PM

Mad getter.

kaos	2011-06-23 02:16 AM

Everybody knows I'm a mothafuckin monsta.

Skurai

2011-06-23 09:56 PM

Indeed. But... who are you?

kaos	2011-06-23 10:14 PM

The man with the master plan. >:]

Skurai

2011-06-26 12:15 AM

Bob the Builder?

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