Why does my girlfriend's vagina smell/taste like...
 

Pickles. The first time, I was all like "eww, it smells..." then I was like "it tastes funny..."
The next couple of times, I realized it tasted like food. Was it a fish? No...

Today, I reached into a pickle jar and enjoyed a pickle. I smelled my hand. I realized "This seems familiar.." and soon I came to realize that my girlfriend's vagina tasted and smelled exactly like Pickles. Why? Anyone have any similar experiences????

You should tell her to fix her vagina. Make sure to make it clear that it disgusts you.

Haha, she made you go down. You lose.

eweee....you should eat it, but not if it tastes iike pickles?!?!

<<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3nik5Rldw

This video is relevant.

No, we take turns, and sometimes 69...

I'll take the fish over the pickles.

I don't think I'd mind either. I'm just confused as to WHY.

Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the dirty with a pickle... you're not satisfying her needs.

In her VAGINA!?

I'd definitely hope so.

Unless, of course, she has... different needs.

Anus?