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Skurai 2011-05-29 10:58 AM

The government made this legal.
 
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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.

He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

Clearly, we are the superior gender.
Marajuana is next to become legal.

!King_Amazon! 2011-05-29 12:03 PM

Anyone who thinks this is a "man's world" is a fool. Women have been running the show for a long time while making it look otherwise. A lot like the jews!

Skurai 2011-05-29 12:12 PM

Anyone who thinks this is a "drug free contry" is a fool. Pot heads have been getting away with it for a long time while getting arrested for the other stupid shit they do. A lot like the blacks!

!King_Amazon! 2011-05-29 12:15 PM

My trollolol was way better

Skurai 2011-05-30 06:11 PM

I wasn't trolling.

!King_Amazon! 2011-05-30 06:28 PM

That's what she said.

Kazilla 2011-06-03 04:06 PM

Lies

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S2 AM 2011-06-03 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by !King_Amazon! (Post 693943)
Anyone who thinks this is a "man's world" is a fool. Women have been running the show for a long time while making it look otherwise. A lot like the jews!

Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of stupid shit I immediately realize they don't know squat about women. You're the sucker that got cheated on and who lost his house. I'm the guy taking advantage of the woman and getting your alimony money just for fucking your wife. I'm the one running the show, not her.

!King_Amazon! 2011-06-03 08:18 PM

She's just letting you think that, fool.

Skurai 2011-06-09 07:19 PM

In reality, I'm the one running the show! I used the Priestess' money to PAY her to cheat on you!

D3V 2011-06-10 12:46 PM

The dick makes the rules.

-Spector- 2011-06-12 09:26 PM

This makes me nerd rage.

kaos 2011-06-13 01:41 PM

What a cunt bitch slut whore.

Grav 2011-06-14 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by S2 AM (Post 693977)
Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of stupid shit I immediately realize they don't know squat about women. You're the sucker that got cheated on and who lost his house. I'm the guy taking advantage of the woman and getting your alimony money just for fucking your wife. I'm the one running the show, not her.

Nice misogyny. A true class act.

Skurai 2011-06-14 09:00 AM

I sure with I knew what the M-word means.

!King_Amazon! 2011-06-14 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 694036)
I sure with I knew what the M-word means.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

Your wish is granted.

Skurai 2011-06-19 10:12 PM

Are you a wizard!?

D3V 2011-06-22 12:40 PM

http://the420times.com/2011/06/forme...-legalization/

!King_Amazon! 2011-06-22 01:36 PM

My only problem with that is that the guy is a "former" US Attorney. Why didn't he have the balls to support it when he was acting US Attorney? Oh, because that doesn't get you re-elected and probably ruins your career. What a douchebag.

D3V 2011-06-22 02:04 PM

Being a douchebag is fun.


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