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PozerPunk 2002-04-25 12:17 PM

Job Interviews...How to NOT get the job.
 
Alright, here's the scenario:

You go in for a job interview.

You really wanna screw up badly so you DON'T get the job...but how?

(PLEASE be mature about this one i.e.- no "Whip out your cock" or "Piss on him" or "Gay sex0r...etc.")

Here's mine:

Walk in, rush straight to the nearest phone, dial 9-1-1, and say "Man down, man down!!!"

:D

-PozerPunk (Can't wait)

Xenn 2002-04-25 02:08 PM

Start asking the boss/interviewer what makes HIM qualified to be in charge.

Penguin 2002-04-25 02:12 PM

walk in slowly and then jab him in the eye with your thumb! After that jump around his office and burn his papers and then whip it out, whip out that bottle of cheeze whizz and put it all over the wall saying "ZELARON ROXXORZ JOO"

Randuin 2002-04-25 03:22 PM

rofl... i like all of them... but ya... u can always just say... i'm a bum and i want you

JRwakebord 2002-04-25 03:41 PM

tell him a knock-knock joke

knock-knock

whos there?

me, the guy who slept with your mother last night

mightychicken 2002-04-25 06:37 PM

ask him if he saw last nights episode of insomniac with dave atell

Randuin 2002-04-25 06:37 PM

rofl

Wiccan][V][asta 2002-04-25 06:39 PM

Occasionally shout out as loud as you can"ZELARON R0XX0RZ J00 R B0XX0RZ!". Or, as you leave, tell him you love him

Boss: It was nice seeing you
You: Nice seeing you to. Goodbye! I love you!
Boss:...

Randuin 2002-04-25 06:39 PM

rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there

PozerPunk 2002-04-25 06:44 PM

Har har har!

So far the best is the "I love you" one...bwahhahahahha.

Keep em commin!

-PozerPunk (Commin...not the orgasm)

JRwakebord 2002-04-25 07:06 PM

no orgasm? damn. there goes my night. u could also walk in with just a blazer on, no shirt underneath. unless ur applying at chippendales, that mite do it

mightychicken 2002-04-25 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Randuin
rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there
nah, they wont realize how much this place sucks until they actually come here.

McScrotum Itch 2002-04-26 05:36 AM

go nekkid

PozerPunk 2002-04-26 05:38 AM

Well I don't know about that...

Cause if I walked in naked...they'd hire me in a second.

:d

-PozerPunk (I'm a sexy beast)

McScrotum Itch 2002-04-26 05:40 AM

you mean you actually went for that ugliest person when naked job?

JRwakebord 2002-04-26 12:43 PM

lol ouch. hmmm... maybe if u went in with ur jacket on backwards and sat there drooling on the desk, whilst eating a banana with the peel still on

McScrotum Itch 2002-04-27 02:17 AM

or you could insert the banana in your rectum and speak through your arse. :eek:

JRwakebord 2002-04-27 01:55 PM

would u be muffled by the banana?

McScrotum Itch 2002-04-27 10:41 PM

nah it's like talking with a cigar in your mouth. Imagine it.

Randuin 2002-04-27 11:35 PM

try to grab the guys dick and if it's a chick grab the boobs... u'll get kicked out instantly


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