Is Superman circumsised??
 

So I am watching this awful show called smallville or something, and some bitch is trying to get DNA from Superman and I start to thinking: How in the fuck is she going to do that??? I mean the guy flew into the sun and punches tank shells and missiles out of mid air and shit. Wouldnt the needle just snap off? And could you even cut his hair??? The scissors would just shatter wouldnt they?



I await your opinions..... :confused:

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ITS REALLY BUGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i dont know what to tell ya

Interesting point, although I have no clue how to answer your question.

God, Smallville is an awful show. Doofus, yeah the needle should have just broken in his arm. Yeah, his hair can be cut, it's not like "super-durable industrial strength hair" or anything. But, the needle should have broken.

Super-durable industrial strength hair you say? You may be on to something.

Go to nuklearpower.com and e-mail the guy there. He's a comic book freak but he's pretty cool.

Or just go to Comic Legacy and ask one of the regulars!!

Well if he can fly into the sun and come out of a nuclear explosion with his hair not fried off, you think you can just cut it with scissors?? The worst part of this is I am going to have to watch the next smallville to see what the f#@k happens lol.

why are you deciding wheather to suck his dick or not? lol joking, but yeah i agree with raziel about the hair thing...

I just thought it was a catchier title then "Can you cut Supermans Hair?" lol was wondering when someone would mention it.

lol yey im the first:)

Doofus, Superman's hair has gone from short with that little spit curl thing, to semi-long with the spit curl, to pony-tail long with the curl, and back to short with the spit curl. Hair doesn't grow backwards!

Well, I think that in the show Smallville his powers are just developing right? So maybe he hasnt gotten the full "stone skin" thing goin yet. I seen a couple episodes (Love that Kristin Kruek) and he is just getting some of his powers. Like in one he had just gotten his heat laser eyes thing, in another he started flying (sorta).
So, pump that needle in him in a year or so and see what happens? :D

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i think it is a VERY well produced series

I really like Smallville

yeah i dont see anything wrong with it...

Lol I missed it after all. Did anyone see what happened?

Smallville is Dawson's Creek with Superman. That's what's wrong with it.

Ack, I dont think so.

i think he is

Aight listen need to know if hes circumcized? and need dna to? Get wonderwoman to suck his cock (The only one that could withstand the shotgun sperm launcher and live, unless he wore a kryptonite condom which would kill him) then when he nuts in her mouth get her to spit it in a container. There you got the answer to both questions, and if you people watch superman youd know his hair cant be broken, they had a 1000 lb steal ball hanging from one hair of supermans head, remember? Thas the movie where lex makes the "Super man Double" that is powered by light?

Arnt' you like 35 years old or something... lol :)

Smallville is an awesome show. :P
Thought kinda corny but still awesome.
Btw Kristin Kruek is hot!

i hate it.

You sure did do a shitty job of trying to quote Brodie from "Mall Rats". You should've just left it alone.

Nobody likes TheOmegaDragon

that is the main girl on smallville right? i think that girl is like perfect...

I never realized why everyone thinks Kristen Kruek is 'hot'. She's average to me. Half Asian or not.

Shes quite a babe, too young for me though :)

How old are you?

36

If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when someone throws a gun at him?

Natural human reaction?

Counter-argument: He's not human. Obviously there are going to be an unbelievable amount of loop holes in a series such as this.

........just like all the residents of Smallville:grin: