Favorite Movie Quotes
 

Just post your favorite movie quotes here. I will start with a movie that no one should ever have to see.

Robot Ninjas-"I am hero-man. I have no powers, but I am known as a hero."-Hero-Man

Braveheart - "The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" - Stephen the Irishman

"Your pimping your own child?!?"

Would you like a glass of shut the fuck up

I told you that, and it is...

"how about a cup of shut the fuck up"

Ahem..... Is that a movie quote??



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From Cannibal: The Musical!

Miller: (cuts into a corpse's ass to feed himself and his starving friends)

Humphrey: Dude, you're cutting into his butt!

Miller: Then what the hell kind of piece do you want?!

Humphrey: Well, not butt!

"Switch to emergency power, before he gets us again!" - The first power rangers movie

HAHA! I rememeber that, when I was small that was my favorate show.

:O) :O)

"Now I know you don't smoke weed,, I know This, but I'm gonna get you high today, It's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do!" Smokey from Friday

"Are you saying a 5 ounce bird can carry a 1lb coconut"

"He could grip it by the husk"

"With what his dorsel feathers."

"He could use a vine if two birds carried it."

"Well, if two birds carried it then yes, but a swallow."

"What about an African swallow."

"An african swallow maybe, but not a european swallow."

-Two Bird Guys from Monty Python and the Search for The Holy Grail

that should be pretty right. i think.

close enough lol

"Help, Im being opressed!" -MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

Redman-"oh ohh oh mah weed! FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK.. FUCK"....Methodman-"what? no cigar... noooo!"
Methodman-"got blunt?"
Redman-"got weed?

Redman-Methodman

from How High

"She turned me into a newt."

"A newt?"

"Well...I got better."

Monty Python And the Holy Grail

"Is there anything that doesnt have spam in it on the menu?"
"Well....there is spam spam spam spam eggs and spam"
"I DONT LIKE SPAM!"
"Well there isnt much spam in it"
(Vikings at another table start chanting "spam spam spam spam spam spam")-MONTY PYTHON

Good Job. You recieve one cookie.

"Come back here and I'll bit your kneecaps off." -Black Knight Monty Python And the Holy Grail

"And now let's talk about something completly different; #3 : the Larch"
MP-the flying circus.

"And now it is time for the swimming competition for those who cant swim.*Everyone jumps in*We will pick out the carcasses in abuot 15 minutes" -MONTY PYTHON

In case anyone was wondering, the script reads as follows:

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our
land?
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?

Please remove your sig.

Derek-"you look like a little gay urkel!"

kid-"i aint no gay urkel"

Derek-"whateva little GAY URKEL"

That sig is very 1337. The second best sig is yours grav. OMG DEUS EX!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Clerks. HA! That movie was great. And yes, lets get off of the Monty Python. Lets see here.....oh yeah.

"Why porn n chicken?'

Because chicken is good, and porn is video of people having sex with each other."-Porn N' Chicken

very funny movie.

That movie fucking rules!!

"You motherfuckers!! Starting the 'Kill Whitey' meeting without me?!"

Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Customer: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Clerks

Customer: What do you mean there's no ice! I have to drink this coffee hot?
-Clerks

Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
-Clerks

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
-Clerks

That was one of the funniest thing in the entire movie. Oh Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Why?

ahahah OMG someone else in the world has seen it!


"jada or the girls from tlc?"

"mother fucker are you the devil!?"

"Derek, come here. Give me a hug. I just want to bond."

"your sick man ssssseriously ssssick man!"

"sssstop talkin like me"

God, that whole scene in the pawn shop basement was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched.

lol agreed

The Breaks

its a corny movie about
a White boy raised by a black family in the ghetto

its hella funny

being an older person Lady i dont think yyou would think its too funny
but who knows

It's hysterical. The main reason I kept watching it when I caught it on Starz a few months back is because the main character was the dude from Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher!