One Sentence Story
 

Well, since the One-Word and Three-Word topics are so popular.. how about a One-Sentence story? This way, it won't degenerate into one huge run-on sentence...

BEGINNING OF STORY:

While walking down the road, Steve had the feeling that he was being watched.

As he turn around, he caught a glimpse of an elderly man approaching him.

The elderly man smiled like one of those "evil villian guys", and Steve realized that he was in deep trouble with a certain group of people he had run into before.

That group, was the Tree Huggers Association of Mexico.

Steve thought quickly, "Bah, you burn down ONE old growth forest to make room for an empty field, and these 'THAM' people chase after you for life!"

"I am going to have to think of a way to stop this" he said aloud.

then they all hugged the trees and masturbated with the trees and everybod lived a happy life

That was pretty stupid, so I am disreguarding it.

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He decided he would try to bribe them with grape nuts and tofu.

"i know i will kill all the people that hate tree's!" he replyed.

So he armed himself with an axe, and rallied his sidekick Tom into battle against the filthy hippies.

The hippies raise their flower slingshot and pulled back as hard as they can shooting flower pedals all over the place.

then they see a rainbow that sprinkles them with love

"Oh crap, a rainbow that sprinkles love," he said, unaware that the rainbow was created by the hippies to sprinkle love and DOOM to all who oppose them.

So, to counteract the effects of the hippies' sissy-ass rainbow, Steve summoned his army of Zombie-Hobo-Dentists to perform their dreaded "Zombie-Hobo-Dentist Dance Of Terror"!!!

The Zombie-Hobo-Dentist Dance Of Terror dealt 84359 points of damage to the hippies.

and healed all the other people from the rainbow that sprinkles love on every one."Look at that" One said "there must a a gabrillion of them"

somoene unstick this :rolleyes:

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The other then said, "I wish the A-Team was here, theres no way we can take on this many."

"dont give up your hopes brother, as victory is near! slash down apon them with great vengience and furious anger! to those who attemp to poison and destroy my borthers!" he shouted then began to turn to the dreadful dark side, in which he consumed the chaos around him and went physco

There was an intense beam of light that shined through the darkness as the hippies marched ever, closer.

Suddenly, the hippies' worst fears all came true in a shining beam of spam.

Then a wave of relief passed through the crowd, as there savior Mightychicken appered.

Soon after, MC'en's arch nemisis, the Zelaron administrators coalition, appeared.

A single glance from Tacox was all it took for MC to snap, and a second later with a couple of quick slashes Taco breathed his last words "It's my birthday I can't die, I,I,I'm still a virgin"

Shortly after, MC realized he too was still a virgin and had sex with a nearby grazing sheep.

Those two stayed together all night long making each other baa.

then the darklord viciousmilitia peered through the darkness when suddenly, there was a loud booming voice from the darkness as every one became silent"how dare you" said the voice. as he sent a shock wave of fire and lightning across the vast plain that they call exsistence killing every thing it it's path,as he laughed"mmmuuah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" as he turned back to the darkness and vanished into the darkness.

Then, he died.

By mightchickens now refreshened Penius that the sheep invigorated so...

they were able to realize that johnny and mc are taking turns racking up posts in the same three threads.

So they ran to town and organized an angry mob, to march on the unseen fortess of Polyhood.

Vicious used the term "darkness" (or a variation thereof) FIVE times in that post.

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They named the angry mob "Super Fantastic Angry Mob #1!"

Half-way there they realized there attempts were futile, so they returned to town to think of a even more horrific name

and the town that they needed to get to had a banner and the banner of the town read "viciousmilitia lord of darkness dead but not for gotten" so they knew where they had to go next.

as johnny looked to the sky he heard a voice whisper to him "get on trillian" so he did.

Note: one sentence story not a couple of run on's added together (earlier me and mc just helped each other out finising the sentence ;)
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They soon noticed how far away the "vicious" town was and settled on heading to bethleham.

but then the realized that they where alread in vicious town...

So, the intrepid mob set the town ablaze and urinated on the ashes!

They then ran away before the supposed god of darkness returned to humilate himself.

and every one cheered as the god of darkness returned and made johnny bow down to him as the god of darkness terminated johnny TAE

Note: SENTENCE is the key word vicious!

The mob settled down after there rash attakc on civilizations with any word remotely similar to vicious hanging around.