Is Chruser dead?
 

I just noticed he hasn't posted in over a year. Also, he doesn't seem to have a facebook anymore. Can somebody fly to Sweden and check?

He's fine.

DEAd SWEED

chruser is a cock mongler.

I've never seen Chruser, thus he doesn't exist.

You've probably never seen your brain either. I'm not even going to bother finishing the statement.

I've never seen King Amazon, thus he doesn't exist.

Q: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN GOD EITHER, DOES THAT MEAN HE DOESN'T EXIST?!

A: Yes.

You can't prove that Glenn Beck did not Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990.

I've never seen Glenn Beck, thus he's God.

I hope so.

Well, someone has to fund the Domain name. So I guess we'll find out when it expires.

Creation date: 09 Feb 2002 21:43:53
Expiration date: 09 Feb 2012 21:43:53

Those fucking Mayans! Their calendar is off.

Like, a lot.

The mayan calendar actually expires the 21st of December that year.

Chruser will be back before then, no worries. He's just busy with school as far as I know and school > Zelaron all day long.

Unsubstantiated claims.

Unsubstantial optimism.

SANDSHREW learned CUT!

SKURAI learned SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Sometimes when I log on the internet

He is there

But often

He is not

Is wetwired dead?

You could say the same of me but I'm usually there anyway. He uses hax

I'm sorry to tell you, but that name takes up too many spaces, so, unless you hacked, I can't learn it. =_=

Chruser's one of the people I want to chill with in person when I go to Sweden.

I heard he was the kid from the original Willy Wonka movie and has had to take over full operations of the chocolate factory.

Liar.

Not far from the truth.

o.o
o.0
wut?

Yes...

How do you kill that which has no life?

Wait a sec, is Wetwired a robot or a person?

He is.

Sauce, please?

Is that what you listen to when you play with yourself?