So, who wants to see the real Skurai?
 

Because I just found him.

Ugh. What the hell, man?

FBI coming for you

Halt! This is the FBI!

Oh shi

Can't get laid in Germany.

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

LMAO!!!!!

Where did you find this?

You got a pussy, I have a dick, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!

What song was that? :weird:

Pussy, by Rammstein. You fail for not knowing it. Fucking failure!

Ehh. *Shrug* Can't say I liked the song the first time I heard it on the radio, I'm not a sex song person. :/

That's because you'll never get laid.

fixed.

Now, that's just not true. My cousin might be part of my family, but the Priestess is just my guardian. In no way are we legally related. :o

What the fuck are you talking about?

He's saying it's cool to bang his cousin and mom because they're not blood related.

skurai, do you live in a polygamy camp?

wat is this i dont even

How many times do I have to say "It's not that kind of cult"!?

So it's the other kind? Do me a favor and drink the Flavor-ade.

It's not that kind either! It's the kind were she does crazy shit to make people believe her and takes their money.

...Like I said, drink the fucking flavor-ade

...No! I dun wanna... :cry:

K_A, he's being mean to meeee~!

Why the fuck would I care?

:grin:

'Cuz you're the closet thing to a father I have, you bird-fuck.

Just because he makes you call him daddy doesn't mean he's your father, idiot.

Doesn't that make K_A gay, too? Did you just hit two birds with one stone?

So you've finally admitted it?

Yes, I admit that you're gay.

THIS is the real Skurai

LMAO!!!
Thaaaaaaat's pretty fuckin' far!
My hair is WAY better than that guys' hair.

What does your mom think?

"Can I go five minutes without a maggot eating my skull? Damn... :/"

I still wonder how you got ahold of that.