skurai
 

I am sending you on a holy quest to learn about the word "bovious." It is a word from the beforetimes and you will seek it out through searches and HTML. Know that it is a dangerous and perilous journey that will require much training and the help of friends.

I will give you the Vibrator of Justice, which deals 1d8 + 1 damage and the Shield of No Cornholing, which will add to your AC by 4. You are to take two others to help you accompany you on your quest.

Good luck unchosen one!

*Incomprehensible happiness and excitement beyond any belief...*

*Equips items*

Ok, now who should I pick... my best two friends are...

Either D3V, Senessia, GLG or Lenny...

Senessia and GLG seem reliable.
*Invites them to party*

Your party seems...interesting. Best of luck.

And a bit empty - Senesia has gone missing, and GLG has left.

Usernames could not be found.

I'm not missing.

ZOMG! Senesia lives! :eek:!

Busy last few days?

You can say that. But you can also say the forums were a bit dull..

You didn't visit on thursday or friday.

Good thing she came back just in time for the journey, though. :o

But who will you choose as the third party member?

D3V hasn't been around for a couple of days either, and I'm, er, busy. You know, with, er, programming. Yeah, that's it. ;)

*must use up comma quota before the end of the month*

No, don't worry, I get it. Everyone else is just gonna join later in the story, me and Senessia are the Main Characters though. Makes sense, I guess.

Ok! Let's Goooo!!

(sorry about double post!)

*Obtained [Used Bovious]*!

pedophile

You have failed your quest, Skurai.

*fifty lashes*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!
*Tries not to blink....*

No.... I haven't failed I just... it was only one boss battle, there's plenty more to go!
I'll find the original yet! I just have to look deeper!

You like that, wouldn't you.

Eh?

EH?

Can I be one of those stand-offish characters who you can't figure out whether they're good or bad throughout the whole game, and then in the end does something so huge that will change the outcome of the path that the main character is taking, whether it be to victory or failure or perhaps even the whole world exploding?

Actually, yes, yes I do.

Are you into bondage KagomJack

I had stuff to do.

Go ahead. Oh, I beat a few more bosses, but all I got was [expired Bovious]. I'll keep trying! ;)

Yes, Grav, I am. I'm into BDSM.

That's hot.

Now to plan my dramatic event which will come later in the game.

*rubs hands together and giggles like a psychotic schoolgirl*

I'm not flogging you. :/

Sigh, fine. I guess I can nix that from the scene.

:(

I looked up a Guide on Gamefaqs, and it said there's 2 more bosses, and a side quest left! Almost done!
*Has a [K_A Bovious]!*

Why the fuck would you quote a post that I made in 2005. You got me ALL CONFUSED.

could be because I'm drunk though

I'm collecting Bovious. Most of them appear after boss battles and extremely important events. Only 1 boss left!
*Has [Straight forward Bovious]*

Ok... I've gone as far I can go... the last boss was level 50, and had alot of HP, so I'm sure it was the final boss...

*Presents [Ancient Bovious]*

You mean you're not going after the secret bosses? Then you have not truely played the game to its fullest.

Ok... so how do I find this secret boss?

Where's the fun in looking through faqs?

Cheater.

I agree.

We will have to murder a person that skurai considers beloved.

Quick, someone grab a little girl!

Fuck you, she's dead to me!!
Uhh... I guess you could kill Senessia, since she's one of my party members...

I thought Senesia was in your party?

She is. That's what I said. More dramatic if it's someone the player enjoys having around. Even if she's mostly just for attacking and using cure magic...

If you kill off the one who cures the party, then you're well and truly up the creek.