What size is Gravy's waist?
 

Our favorite member GravitonSurge has an appetite for success! And along with this comes a hearty appetite, let's all guess at what size pants he wears!

I expected exactly this sort of thread to surface. Your lack of originality is only eclipsed by the poll options.

Alright, go ahead! I'll reveal who's right at the end.

I'm gonna guess 46". Maybe 48".

Realistically, I'm gonna go with 40"

Depends on the brand of pants, surely.

Wouldn't know, so I voted for them all.

I did the same in hopes I'd be original and comedic.

Well whaddya know. The same though must have occurred to Thanatos... and Grav. :rolleyes:

The large recurring theme here [bullet points and all] is that anything D3v does or says is irrevocably hackneyed.

If you had a 'gravitized' option up there it would have gotten my vote, and a +1 rep. The rest of the options are a travesty to Grav's immensity.

It has been said that I am the reason for Einstein's vexation and eventual fall from grace during the twilight of his life.

Really? I thought he came up with his General Theory of Relativity and you spontaneously popped into existence.

I am the ruination of he, not the result.

so how did we decide your fat? a while ago but do we have proof? thx

Well years ago he was widely known to be fat(get it, there's a pun.)

However, I know he's been doing some sort of special low calorie dieting and shit for a while now, and I don't believe he's really all that fat anymore.

However, I have no idea how big he actually is, as I've never really known. He might have been a scrawny white boy all along.

And?

/not bullshit

yea seriously im curious now. and if you feel silly saying it, ill say mine. hell we should all say. new poll?

34 here

Same for me.

Grav?

The answer is that I'm right.

jeez. 25 here. waist that is.

31 here.

30.

Let's be slim together, HoH!

Way to dodge!

I can't seem to gain weight no matter how much I eat! I hope to keep that waistline for a long time. I'll have to start working out more pretty soon here.

bragging are you? i wish i could eat anything and not gain weight.

Pretty cool, ain't it? I would love to be about 10-15 pounds heavier, but no matter how much I eat I just simply can't gain weight. The only weight I gain is muscle, and that's when I get into shape for soccer.

jeez i can LOOK at a brownie and gain 10 pounds. not really, but you get the idea.

Shut up, you have a 25 inch waist you fucking twat.

God damn I hate women.

38


im right

Definitely NOT a 40 any more. I think 36-38.

Skinny girls that think they're fat = huge turnoff.

MySpace.

Fuck, I know! In fact, anyone of a small size saying they're fat pisses me off. One of my closest friends at work thinks she's fat and she's a fucking toothpick. I could easily break her in half with my pinkie.

There's a girl that lives down the hall who is probably 90 pounds and 5'. She always says she is fat, and I kind of want to smack her in the face. I just go smoke a bowl instead.

i dont think im fat, i just have to work really hard to stay where i am now.

Make yourself vomit :p.

you mean under 200lbs?

200lbs and a 25inch waist?

Strange way the world works these days.

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Has Grav ever posted a picture of himself? Even just his face?

she's 7' tall.