Right ow i am drunk..
 

hi everyone i'm burning a CD right now so i guess i'll make a post. anyway i just c ame home from like 5 parties it was alright but pretty crackin' b ut i hope i'll remember this thread tomorrow because i've been trying to get active again but its been pretty hard because right now i'm jobless and shit lol i think this thread is gonna be funny when i read it tomrrow. i've never been drunk and been on the computer before this is like thie frst time lolw .k i think the cd's is done bye everyone. bye

Drunk, high, and burning cd's?

I feel sick...I killed 3 cans of Sparks Plus , half of half a pint of Jose Cuevros, a half a pint of Puckers, and 1 1/2 Gatorade bottles of some mixxed shit.

Yikes. Sounds like a good time though.

I like pucker. Can't drink much of it though, it makes me sick. Prefer the Jager myself.

Yeah, I barely started drinking like 3-4 months ago so this was like one of the first times I've gotten really faded. They had a fight at one of the parties and the guys that were fighting looked like they were moving in slo' mo, Lol.

You don't like beer do you?

Nah, when I first started drinking I went straight to hard liquor. I tried Coronas and Bud Light a few times but they started fucking with my stomach. Now I get sick just tasting a little bit.

I used to be the same way. I hated the taste of beer, but I kept sticking with it and now I love it. It's definitely an acquired taste.

Last night, there was probably 20-25 of us and we finished a keg in 4 hours. Very good night, I gotta say heh.

As kaneda goes to get a beer....


ugh. and kaos, if you are unemployed you should be more active, right? :P.

Yeah, I heard you get used to it after a while. I only started drinking because I've been trying to cut down or quit on smoking. I've been trying to get a job at one of the local oil-fields and I heard they pull hairs. I've been sober from weed for like 2 days >_<.

No, because I'm not trying to stay at the house too much 'cause they might have me start paying rent =O.

hahahaha nice.

I have a friend who's dad ownes an oil places in TX and he makes/pays BANK.

Most of em test for like 6 months back on weed >_<.

If they do hair test, quitting wont help. Hair test tells if you've EVER smoked pot. You can't just clean out your system on that one.

Get a hair cut after a few mos of not smoking...Easy for guys.

Doesn't matter. You could shave your head and your hair will still test positive when it grows back.

Daym...I thought hair tests were for like 6 months only >_<.

Bull. That doesn't make any sense.
Stop smoking, get a hair cut. Use the "clean" shampoo. You should be ok.

OK I retract my comment somewhat.

Check this out Kaos. http://www.alwaystestclean.com/hair_drug_test.htm

Hair tests are pretty much a difinitive way of finding out if someone has ever smoked. However, most employers do not do them.

First of all, they are hella expensive compared to piss test. Second, they don't tell you if someone is doing drugs RIGHT NOW.

However, you will fail a hair test if you've ever smoked in your life. That's just how it is.

I don't believe there is no way around it. I do know they are pretty damn fool proof, but everything has a backdoor. Alot of employers do them here in LV though, ALOT. I'm sure just because they can afford them and why not.

My old female friend passed a hair test at Kraft. Check your sources, K_A. They can detect up to so many months, but not if you've 'ever' smoked pot. I got a cotton swab one when I applied at a grocery store. Don't see why they do it, it only shows up if it's been in the past week.

Edit:

Shouldn't bored you with man-given names

Yeah, there are ways to get passed the hair test. Like Kaneda said, just get your hair cut, use that shampoo before the test and you should be okay. It's taking a big risk but that's your best chance.

The only problem with getting your hair cut is you practically have to get the roots scraped out in order for it to work. If I recall, that's where most THC is retained. The shampoo does more than the haircut, I think. My female friend quit for a month and washed her hair with that shampoo, and she was good to go.

Just keep a handful of clean hair in your pocket.

I'm sure that will fool them. There's no way they thought of that.

Considering they take the sample themselves and arn't going to let you rub some crap on it after they cut/pull your hair out.

And for any geniuses that think they can shave their head to get out of doing the hair test, they will get hair from somewhere else on your body. If, somehow, you remove every trace of hair from your body, they will probably just not hire you.

Hey i did the same thing last night except with 12 guys and 5 hours. We were shitfaced, but thats because of all the vodka we were shooting too

Just use mouthwash and morning breath goes away.

My friend smoked then got one of those haircuts that uses chemicals and was hired. I dont know just an idea

I'm hoping to get atleast minorly intoxicated tonight.

My dad got one of those 5-liter Heineken kegs and said that me and him can split it, but he'll stop after 3 or 4 and will let me have the rest. I can't wait to taste how smooth it is.

Not so much of a Heineken fan. Tastes too bitter to me. Definitely prefer stouts.

I had something recently that has some sort of carbon dioxide cartridge in it so it spews when you open it. It was pretty damn tasty but I can't remember the name of it.

Guiness or Boddingtons, perhaps?

WTF? You drank something with a Whip-it in it?

I do believe it was Guiness. Definately wasn't Boddingtons. It was a pretty common beer brand.

Either way, I really liked it. And then I drank shitty beer for the rest of the night.

God I hate shitty beer.

Double "n". The Irish will really hate you if you can't spell Guinness correctly. :rolleyes:

One musn't anger the Irish. Ho no.