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My mom fell down our front steps today because they were icy. It was bullshit because it seemed like she was blaming me for it.

I was kinda pissed, its not like I enchanted those steps or something.

I mean, i love my mom and everything, but damn. We have a railing outside for a reason, for things like that. And besides, she said she put salt on the steps to melt the ice, that is just lack of effort. But i guess i just have to realize how fortunate i am because if something serious would have happened it would suck ass.

What about you, has your mom's ever fell down steps?

Um not that I know of, however she did fall in the elementary school parking lot one year. Also depending on what type of salt you put down and the temperature, it might not have made a difference at all, just an fyi.

One time, when I was like 10-11. I pushed my grandma and then she fell in our driveway, then I threw an orange at her. GGdieoldbitch.

Before my mom had her hip replacement: Yes. Fell right on her ass. I started to freak out because I know she's kinda getting up there and I was afraid she may have broken something. She was fine, but she was in further pain the rest of the day.

Kinda reminds me of when I was taking a shower then a started jacking off with the soap. Then the tip of my dick started burning. :(.

Yeah, soap and shampoo are not good lube. But I don't use lube.

Shampoo = bad times.

Also, another random side note: If you are applying Ben Gay or Icy Hot to your legs, be sure not to accidently brush your genitals. It was not fun.

I would guess the fuck so, unless you're into CBT.

Same with Axe Spray.

Why on earth would you spray your balls with deodorant?!

My friend told me it burns like the fires of hell, and I refused to believe him. -.-

I take it you believe him now?

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Yeah, no.

Just a little bit more then before :(

I don't believe you!!

In fact, no, that'd be stupid to try. :p It freezes my finger if I just so happen to put it in front of the spray-y hole. I'd hate to think what it does to other extremities around my person.

Way to test it out...

what freak sprays his balls with deodorant!? and you still dun believe him fully? geez man.......

The same kind of freak who would conceive you!

hehehehe i admit i'm a freak , what's supposed to cause pain to me is my strength if you keep insulting me i'll jut keep comign back with more self esteem heheheheheAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

You say that as if I actually care.

"You don't deserve self esteem!"

See what I did there? Eh? Eh?

Yeah, I know... clever. :)

O.o..........werido.........

As Clever as defeating me in Chess...

Ah!, but there's the catch, see, because I haven't!

Oh...

um WTF are you talki about?

It was an A and B conversation, so perhaps you could make like a tree and get the fuck out of the conversation.

Baziiiiing!

Your move.

Please forgive me dear slaynish, it was MY fault that your mom fell down the stairs. You see, last night we kind of got out of control, I told her to slow down because shes not as young anymore but she just told me to "shut up and ram it in" so I did, for a good 2 hours, and in the end i remember her mentioning that she couldn't feel her legs. My bad homes.

Good save. Sovereign's crotch probably smells like a house of 1000 corpses.

lol you think so?

Alas poor Kyeruu, I knew him well.