Beer is bad for you
 

Beer Drinkers Financial Plan

Words of wisdom:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago [2002] it would NOW be worth $49.00.

With Enron you would have $16.50 of your original $1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you bought $1000.00 of United Airlines stock one year ago (approx. price around ONLY $30.00 per share then) you would be left with a whopping $20.97

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Corona beer (the beer, NOT the stock) one year ago and drank all the beer, then returned all the bottles for the ten cent deposit. You would end up with $214.00. Based on the above calculations my current advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This new retirement plan pays better than anything the lawyers and economists can come up with, plus you get to enjoy the beer.

It is called a 401Keg program.

http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=6454

ok thanks for the information, but i am wondering why you posted this thread in the dragoon section??

You little shit.

Just for you.

Because we are cool and like killing ourselves, slowly, and methodically!

At least we are having a blast while doing it! Hooray, beer!

I love that ad.

Hooray Red Stripe! Hooray Beer!

Helping white men dance since 1933! Hooray beer!

Thought it was earlier than that...

don´t say beer is bad for me!!!
I like it so much!!
Did you ever try german beer? I think it´s the best one ever!!!
I´m drinking one right now !!!!!!
Hihihihihi :grin: And it makes me feeling so wonderful!

Is it just beer in Germany? Or do you get good ales and lagers, too?

well, we have guiness, killkenny, lager, pils, kölsch

I've heard of Pils... and some amusing stories.

I've always wanted to know whether it's true or not that the Bartender's in pubs compete to get the biggest head they can on a Pils.

yeah that´s true! that´s how a pils supposed to be.

which stories did you hear?

First of all - my German, well, old Germam teacher (he wasn't German btw) used to live in Berlin. And he was amazed, when he ordered a Pils, that the barman filled it to a certain point, then put head on it. And left it for 5 minutes. He says it's something to do with the glass pushing the head upwards, and the fact that it's so thick meaning it can go up and up and up.

Anyway, he had a friend over for a bit. And they went into a Pub, and ordered a Pils. And the friend was amazed at how long it took. And when it was done, he whipped the head off, slapped it onto one of those tray things, and drank the Pils straight down. Apparently the Barman was so livid that he went purple with rage.

really he did that?
if you´ll come to germany once, you´ll have to try a pils. for me it´s the best beer ever.
by the way I´d never had an ale. hihihihi

beer is godly

beer is the best thing in the world!
oh no, I´D forgotten the other wonderful thing, sex!!!!!
:D

Captain Morgan > Beer.

i second that.

thats not always true. Beer is awesome for the right occasion just like hard booze is right for another.

I'd rather have a Captain and Coke than a beer anyday.

Thirded. Captain is what I have been drinking for the past month, I love it. Tomorrow is a Whiskey & Coke night at my friend's though.

yea, none for katie

Im gonna fit in and lie and say I drink. Oh yea, beer rocks.

im going to be drunk as shit tomorrow night on beer and other stuff. I move back to college tomorrow whoppp

Whoa, what is with the two new posters? I like the one that loves beer already! When you guys are talking about Pils and the head, are you talking about the cascading that occurs?

Nothing is greater than beer, BTW.

I haven't a clue what the "cascading" is...

The head is the foam that is on top of the beer.

http://www.beersince1933.com/sunhsin...ner%20copy.gif

The white bit on top. :p

I have a Scottish professor in my Chemistry class. He always uses beer analogies.

I'd've thought he'd use analogies to do with Whisky, being a Scot.

He's Scottish. Anything booze is fair game.

Well, he tells us he's English ...another time he said Irish ...but he sounds exactly like Sean Connery =P. He told us a 20 minute long joke today x_X.

Hopefully you laughed for at least 5, to make it worth it.

5 seconds.

Not worth it then. Loser.

Sov! Loser him!

http://www.english.ilstu.edu/student...keystone_2.gif

Anything else is for pussies.

but what´s about wine?
is it also bad????? :grin:

Wine is awful stuff.

maybe you never had a really good one though!!!
we have very good wine here, it´s really jummy!!!!!! ;)
So sometimes I like to enjoy a good glass of wine.