Canada
 

Canada fucking rocks.


That is all.

well canada rocks when you wake up to a naked gf and stripper in the same bed, a goat in the bathroom and of course, you bottomless. Then canada rocks

She's not technically gf.

ok, sorry about that

It's fine.


But yah. Canada fucking rocks.

And you have to have all four of these ingredients. If you wake up to let's say two naked chicks and your bottomless with no goat in the bathroom OR you wake up with one chick, bottomless, with the goat in the bathroom THEN Canada blows.

You need two naked chicks, no pants, and a fuckin' goat. Period. :p

that is for sure

Awesome. Too bad I'm not allowed back in there for another 2 years, because of my DUI.

I've got two goats, if that counts?

Oh I did.... I most definitly had all four of those. It was an interesting morning, to say the least...

Right, here comes the inevitable question:

How in God's name did you manage that?! Sure, I can understand the gf, stripper and trouser-less... but a goat?!!

We stole it from a bar.

and how did that happen

You think I fucking remember?!? WAAAAAAYYYY to drunk.

im not going to remember writing this post. Does that count??????

The goat will never recover from that night.

I can never remember anything I post... if that counts too?

yea but i was drinking, i dont think you were

Good point.

Lenny has his own natural alcohol in his brain.

that is also a valid point

I hereby proclaim this the thread of Valid points!

All in favour say "AYE!".

aye and one more aye

Lenny makes a very valid point.

Aye.

That's a valid point you make.

I just want to know What happen in there ? Jake ,,,,, A goat!? 2 girls? come on that leads to some Freaky ass shit! WTF A GOAT!

Aye. Aye agree.

I don't think anything happened like that with the goat. I'm pretty sure it was just the for the hell of it. Just so we could say we took it.

LIES!!! Lies!

According to Jen, nothing happened with the goat.

Now i dont know if i can believe Jen?! I really havent got to know her and sue was talking about hitting her in the twat with a Aluminum Foil Bat? If i remember correct?

I love slamming bitches in the virginia with aluminum bats. It's like a favorite pasttime.

Ahh, memories..

No, he didn't threaten Jen with that. She did hear about it though, and the look on her face... priceless!

Lol, utter delight?

she wants the bat

No, she wants the cock. My cock. At 8:30 this morning, too. Good times.

yea for cock lovers

Did Mantralord tag team with her?

No, there was no Mantralord involved.

Thank God. I hate that fag.