I have the fashion sense of a morbidly obese chick in Mobile, Alabama in a Church's Chicken restaurant.

Are you sure you're gay!? Surely the t.v. could not be wrong about gay men! :o

Oh but it is. The only thing that I fit from TV is I have a good sense of interior decoration (go figure), I like clean houses/rooms, and I wear some type of rainbow at some point in time.

Would you design my house?

Is that code for, "Could you do my butt?"

Yea it is, Willkill's just nervous to come out to all of us at once.

So basically you listed ALL the T.V. traits... except for the "being fashionable and attractive" qualities.

I'm so straight it hurts.

Yea, it hurts your boyfriends ass.
HAHA JK. sorry saw an opportunity.

It doesn't hurt that much if they have a good chunneling session first.

Yea, never heard of "chunneling" before I came here and yea ...I wish I never had heard of it. :( I don't even know how to reply to that post besides, "eww."

I don't think that this is the right time to mention I have a big tub of vaseline in my Trumpet case, is it?

Yeah, but that's for the sores on your face right?

Sores? Face?

Nah, it's for the slides on the Trumpet - vaseline to keep the slides sliding smoothly, and highly poisonous oil to keep the valves springing up and down.

It's a great ice breaker at a party too.

By "ice breaker" you mean "anal penetrator"?

Nah...it's 10 years out of date is the Vaseline. It'd probably burn more than help.

Isn't that half the fun?

If a feeling of pain is what floats your boat then, well, what can I say?

Send me your house address and I can send you the tub if you really want...it's not as if I'm going to use it for Anal Penetration.

Who the livid fuck made this into a thread? O.o

Grav...we were pulling my thread off-topic, so he split it.

I must say, it's the first time I've ever been split from my own thread. Quite an interesting experience really. :p

Welcome to Zelaron - Learn the art of chunneling!

Same here, Mantra took my chunneling ignorance virginity.


Ahhh, I remember it well.

http://www.centralsource.com/blender...ks/trumpet.jpg
http://www.grahamnasby.com/misc/imag...nd/trumpet.gif
http://www.kesslermusic.com/SelmerLe...01/trumpet.jpg
http://media.zzounds.com/media/brand...173b2e539d.jpg
http://www.parismtnsignco.com/Trumpe...0adv%20pix.JPG
http://www.laserballs.com/trumpet.jpg
http://www.guitarlamp.com/trumpet.jpg

WTFery!

Those are some nice Trumpets.

Especially the 3rd and 4th.

I think the one in the green light is a Yamaha too, like mine. :) Very good Trumpets the Yamaha's, though nowhere near as good as the Vincent Bach's. Bach Trumpets have to be some of, if not the, best.

I actually thought the Mickey trumpet was the best.

This thread is now about
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...ed/muppets.jpg
muppets

It is a nice Trumpet, but a Vincent Bach will make a much nicer sound.