Three-word story
 

The rules are simple. Somebody types three words, and whoever posts a reply will continue the story with three more words.
For instance, if a guy types "The guy was...", then the next reply might be something like "...running down the..." and so on.

Special "words" like "you're" or "I'm" that are actually two words will still be classed as one word.

Allow me to start:




The gun was...

gripped tightly by

the man who

had just killed

dozens of evil

super furry hamsters

when they had

bitten off his

feet's fat dice

which resulted in

big mess. However

the hamster leader

is gay and

attacking from behind

of the donkey

and wanted to

say STFU NOOB

. The next morning

he found himself

burning in hell.

He liked to

SAY YOU SUCK

PENGUINS! Die please.

-ROFL this is gettin off topic now-

He killed penguin

and ate his

crotch and balls.

and the penguin

closed his shard

to gay GMs

since they had

no fucking clue

on how to

cook a penguin

with barbecue sauce

on a propane

.

One morning, someone

took a big

carrot out of

the fridge and