Titusfied
 

So we all know of the man, the myth, the legend that is Titusfied, but what don't we know? Well, for starters I'm 6'2", 195 lbs. and I'm 24 years old. I have a real, full-time job and I graduated Drexel University with my Master's Degree in Electric Engineering (Concentrated in Power Systems) in June 2005. Then, I passed my Engineer-In-Training test, which is something that a small percentage of Accredited Engineering Degree'd graduates pass, on my first time. I'm still living at home, but plan on moving out in January 2007, because I need to save up money to put a nice downpayment on a house. My parents give me all the space in the world, so privacy isn't an issue.

I bought Halo 2 and XBox Live in January 2005, and have been playing ever since. DeLong mentioned something about playing Live, so I sent him a Friend Request. Ever since, there has been a snowball effect with the amount of people that were already members of Zelaron joining, and new members joining because of the Dragoons. Dragoon Elites, UNITE!

Other than all that, I'm what many would consider a beer drinker. My best partying days are behind me, left in high school and college, but I still get out and drink with the best of them. I love frequenting dive bars, shooting pool, playing Photo Hunt, and racing Car Bombs while there. I go clubbing once a week, but now that I'm tied down to my latest girlfriend, I don't go for the normal reasons I used to. I go to dance with my little lady, get drunk, then fuck like race horse all night long. My sex life is fantastic and that's never been a problem. I mean, hell, just look at me! I'm one sexy bitch! Who wouldn't wanna fuck me??

Anyway, that's me. Oh, and this is me on Valentine's Day with my lady, but she doesn't want to be disclosed on Zelaron. I can't say I blame her though!

Question, is that test the one that is like 8 hours and you have to wait 5 years to take it again to become completely certified?

Yes. It is two 4 hour exams in one day, a morning and afternoon session. Then, once you get 5 years of working experience, you can take your PE exam to become a professionally license engineer (Professional Engineer - PE). I have almost a year working experience right now, plus I have my Master's already, which is equivalent to 1 year working experience. So, I have 3 more years left before I can take the other test.

Is that other one tougher then the one you just took?

Very few people complete those tests, especially on first tries. Kudos. Once you get those, go work in Iraq. 200k+ NONTAXABLE income. You keep what you earn. SYG can be your bodyguard.

Yea hell snipe all of the guys on rooftops while you set up things. Youll piss your pants while SYG tells you its a normal day.

I'm not positive which one is tougher, although I'd imagine the next test I'll take will be. For the sheer reason that I will have been out of school and not used any of the general knowledge I gained in school since I graduated. I'm definitely going to need a review course or 10.. Haha..

Yea. Mind giving me money?

Well, he might have to spend money on the tutors hes going to need. So the answer is probably no. However, if you touch is peepee, then maybe he'll throw 10 dollars your way.

At least 10 bones! Damn straight!

Wait.. what? :confused:

Someone call in the videographer. Lenny may want this footage for his next debut...

10 dollah!? Good lord that's a lot of money!

I know, thats why i said that amount. You are a ten dollar hookup

Thank you. I come from a long line of 5 dollar hookups. I am the best evar.

Next debut?

I thought a debut was a one-off jobby...and I've never tried a pr0n video. It'd look all crooked.

Make porn and send me some of your profits, k?

How'd i know that willkill would go there?

You just know me too well.

Im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.

Hmmm...if you can act, then you may have a part.

I need someone who isn't afraid to try new and exciting things.

Don't worry, we've got twelve different flavours of petroleum jelly, so at least there's some variety.

A whole new dynamic has been added to "peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."

Well...if you really want to.

I've heard being sandwiched hurts...and the only peanut butter is chunky.

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Hey! You're throwing this off topic!

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You know, Titus, I always think of you as that picture in the car with the cap baseball cap.

Same goes for Google...http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=titusfied&hl=en

Thats hilarious. Thats how i will remember him forever

lol, someone photoshop "brokeback mountain rules" on the bottom of it :D.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...aywillkill.jpg

I got kinda carried away...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...82/zagggon.jpg

Hahahahaha.

thats hilarious

Lenny, put those on the WRT :D.

No he should make a seperate thread for just those pictures

Nah...

The one of zagggon can go in the thread by Kazilla. About him and his gf using the pull-out method for two years.

Thanks Lenny. Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean you guy should make fun of me. :(

Maybe we shoudl tie WillKill down and feed him to Grav Kong?

Would that make you happy?

lol. Don't blame it on me! It was just my idea -- you implemented it! :P

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Im thinking of hosting the pic myself and putting it up there :P.

You should so we can all stare and laugh.....i mean, oh i mean stare and laugh god damn it

Okay. Im trying to think of a way to present it.
How about him going to the debute in hollywood? Rofl.

LMAO

Nice job Lenny.

Doesn't that just fit the picture though? He's cheering for something, why not make it something funny? :p.

I was bombed, and we just left Pat's (Famous cheese steak place in Philadelphia). Good times!

A steak...made entirely of cheese?

*drools*

Where've you been all my life babe?

I got you babeee duh duh duh, duh duh duh, I got you babeee