Spring Break
 

Ok guys, for the next week and a half, im in Canada for Spring Break. My phobe doesnt work so im not even bringing it all the way up there. Have a great week and ill talk to everyone when i get back. Happy Hunting

I truly hope you enjoy your spring break, but most people I know go to Florida and party it up. What the fuck is in Cananda?

Animals, you know chickens for Gruesome.

Drinking age is 19 in canada.
Also let me know how that goes.
Give me a call when u return/

Drinking and chickens, scary!!!!

What about the moose? There are plenty of those in Canada.

A low drinking age, and this chick Jenna. Have fun Bobby!

O i think he will!

Can't fuck them to tall. Only gutter and Tidus can reach that high.

Those are the top two responses on Family Feud!

MY liver Hurts

o dont go locko about it.

Good boy! Please tell me that you over-used various other body parts as well... ;)

Glory said locko.

Can he define "locko"?

Well, i didn't use the body part that you are thinking off. I didnt make a move on Jenna and i am in the process of dropping this little crush that i have for her (long story and i really dont feel like getting into it). I did use my legs for skiing (im actually not that bad and was doing blues easy), my torso for body shots at the bars and my arms to kick the crap out of guys (part of that story that i dont want to talk about) and hold my drunken self up. I did finish over 3 30's, 3 40's, and a handle of superior, not to mention the liquid heroin shots (an alcoholic drink) that i had at the bars. This was a 5 day event.

DAnm someone need to get that one? Hurts - Locko? anyone?

WHAT?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!

Yea i know. Surprising. Call my phone to find out why. U are going to shit your pants after this story.

I've gotta hear this...

I think you mean Loko, which you didn't pick up in my previous post stating "Glory just said locko."

Well now that you know, please enlighten me on what to do.

Tell everyone the fucking story! I want to hear it!! BAD!

I will after JR gives me the advise i need to hear, then ill share it with everyone.

Damnit! I need gossip...

At least tell us about the fight you got in!!!1

Fight? Share your story young grasshopper.

Titus is biting his nails, tell it.

I love hearing fight stories, break up stories, etc. Just makes me feel all warm inside. Then, all I have to do is tighten my tie around my neck until 3/4 of my blood circulation is cut off and I feel like a new, orgasmic man.

If u really want to know, the girl i had a thing for hooked up with a guy infront of me, then the guy asked me if he could use my bed to get it on with her. I freaked out and started talking shit. I then left the bar due to the fact taht i didnt want to fight just then and went to my condo and when i got back i kept drinking. THen my friends ended up bringng these 3 guys back, 1 being that guy, and they were all the size of linebackers on football teams. I didnt think i could take all 3 but i would have tried if they started shit in my condo. I ended up drinking myself into a 12 blackout, where i pretty much killed any friendships i had. It sucks but i am glad at the same time. I was also told that i threatened the 3 guys to leave by smashing a beer bottle over the counter and they were so scared that i was serious that they left. I got yelled at for that but dont remember.

Go Gruesome. Good thing is if you would have got your ass beat you would not remember that either.

No but i would have remembered the internal bleeding that probably would have occurred

Good point.

I love internal bleeding. It's so fun!

Good stuff with the bottle bashing. You might be certifiable dude.

Fuck yeah. The bottle smash is pretty decent. Way to go.

Hey gruesome, just remember. Most big guys have bullied their way through most situations, so they are just as scared, if not more, than you are. I was the short-fat kid in school, so I know. I always had to fight my way out of every situation, yet it wasn't so bad once the shit hit the fan. Hell, most guys don't even know how to fight. The meanest bastard I ever met was an old frat brother who was barely 5'0" and weighed about 120, and got pushed around his whole life, but in college, he would beat the shit out of anyone who pissed him off. He took a few licks, but never quit and always won.

And kudos on the beer bottle!!!!

Thanks all, but im not really proud of the bottle smash on the count of me probably losing any friends i have. Oh well i can always make new ones.

Or impress the ones you got here.

True very true

The guy was an asshole for imposing on you and asking to use your bed. He deserved it.