for the sake of grav and u losers....
 

ive joined your family.. welcome.. rumor has it you need some entertainment around here, cuz D2 started sucking balls... grav came begging to me, to join this forum, after much abuse.. mentally, physically, and sexually.. i submitted...

now here i am... be prepared to be amazed by my awe...

although unlike grav, i have a life, [that's a lie.] so im not gunna be posting more than like 20 times a week.. tops....

but i will pose interesting facts...

untill then.. im going to sleep....

night...
-Glorn2

Welcome. I am the one who will be posting twenty times a day. Nice to meet you.

I will post 30 times a day. Take that. (shit I hope I have KY Jelly to keep my hands good and ready)

Just spam the WRT...

No, I am creating good activity in the new existing threads. Haha, Grav's name is Alex. Cool...

Yeah... it really, really is. But you can call me Alejandro because I'm hispanic.

Can I see a pic of your lowrider?

I can't fit a picture of my dick that is under the maximum size limit for the forum.

Jajajajaja. Chupa mi pene.

I asked a Mexican kid today if he knew anyone back home named "Dirty Chavez".

I asked my friend from Ecuador what 'We're going to fuck' is in spanish so I could tell it to all the girls in my school. Vamos a tirar.

You're not the first to be sexually assaulted by Grav...




*blushes

Let's go throw, HoH!

You were a really cute virgin.

Dictionary.com says

We are going to throw

Damn Emilio. Whatever...

I'm not impressed by the first post.

maybe someone should start a "been sexualy assulted by grav club". i bet almost everyone in this forum could be a member. it would be like the less gay nambla but with grav, unless he is a nambla member then it'd just be scary

We are all NAMBLA members at heart, smitty.

New people!

fantastic, does this mean we can start handing out the candy laced with lsd in the movie theaters on opening days of harry potter?

What do you mean "start?"

you've been doing it without me? i feel hurt mentally and physicly. and i feel you may have given me cancer with your hatred

Or putting HIV infected needles into the padding in the seats. I think this was already done though?

Once I went to see if there was any loose change in the change return part of a pay phone. I put my finger in and got pricked. Just turned out to be Paul Reubens's penis though.

Best. Idea. Ever.

But Harry Potter is already out. Your about 2 weeks late aren't ya? Or maybe 3...

Great film. The Brit done good. :)

Could've doen a lot more with Cho though...a Scot...a not very pretty Scot...hmmm.

Hiya Glorn2! Welcome to Zelaron! Don't worry, we don't bite...much.

Welcome to Zelaron. And Lenny, it's not "we don't bite... much", it's "we don't bite... hard."

Oh, I wasn't a virgin.

Grav, go get tested.

amen. "u losers" just doesnt work, if you are too lazy to hit y and o, then you sir are a loser. that goes the same for 4 in place of for, ne in place of any, and all the other words that need not be cropped down. anyway, i think you might just be what this forum needs, another annoying shee to start up a lot of activity in the flame forum, so please, "pose" more of your "interesting facts". The packs of hungry e-wolves (keke) are drooling in anticipation. (and yes i am open to plenty of flames for my laziness in not using the shift key.)

and you are?.......

I'm gonna have to agree with that. Just imagine all those little kids completely FREAKING OUT. I don't thing I'd ever stop laughing.

Okay hardass.




Welcome.

I like to move it move it.

welcome

Freaking out or dying? I saw Harry Potter btw, thought the last two films were a lot better than most coming out nowadays. I didn't think it was that bad. I think the last two were better though.