Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy gotta suck and kiss to get a little repsect?
 

Well?

37 dicks in a day.

Dude don't forget the 68 asses too

Who woulda guessed? You knew!

im proud to be gravs number 32. i think that it should be 74 asses, two per dick. im still stuck at a 20/40 cap. oh well, ill keep blowing and kissing my way to respect.

Yeah two per dick makes sense since a person has two cheeks...

The ammount of thought you guys put into this kind of makes me wonder about your orientations.

Don't worry about it. They just like a little bit of fun. Cooped up all day on a computer, why not let them dream?

OK boys! Dinner time! You've got a choie between Tomato Soup, or Chicken Pie!

Chicken pies for every 1!!

Start killing. Now.

http://www.bigfoto.com/themes/food/f...uits-photo.jpg

you sir, are an exotic fruit.

To get respect you must learn how to respect... or something like that.

The answer is 42.

That works, but not always. I see some people give respect all day, and get walked all over. You've gotta:

a) Command Respect
b) Deserve the Respect which you command

They don't call him FANGS for nothing dumbass.

Good point................................

Banana banana banana banbana terracotta pie!

James ftw!!

That was a long, and un-expected title.

gj

Was that just a random thought, or was that an actual question directed at me (me being Jesus and all).

I dunno, I thought the default for Jesus was White Jesus.

No, no, the real default for Jesus is Black Jesus, but nowdays whiteys have changed him up to be white. So while you may consider White Jesus to be the real Jesus, just now that the real Jesus was black -- me.

Personal Jesus...

Niqqa wha?

Niqqa who?

Niqqa wha?

Ok, fine, you're right. Black Jesus is the proper default...mjordan2nd is the proper default...

Mjordan2nd is a mutated bioagent that has recently become self aware.

Oh really? You know what I think of that? *farts*

Now, Clean that chair.

It wasn't a messy one, but ok...

Typically I adress CAUCASIAN Jesus.

CLEAN THE GOD DAMN CHAIR. Please.

Use bleach.