October, and why its shitty
 

Last October this is what happened;

Longest friend I had ever had was killed in a car accident
Pet of 12 years put down
Mom gets breast cancer

.... All in one month!

Now, another kid from my school gets killed in a fucking forklift accident.

Is this the start of another round of shitty events in the month of October?

My whole last year really really sucked, so much crap happened that I'd have to spend the night here writing it all out. Someone once said that things have to get worse before they can get better. Things got just about as bad as they could for me, and now things are looking up.

All I know to say is good luck to you.

A forklift accident?

October sucks.

Ah, I love October.

yea last year sucked. I dont want to go into detail but yea it really really sucked

Actually mine is rather shit-tastic right now since my girlfriend is away and my friends are either too busy to hang out or I've blacklisted them for being annoying.

Ill hang out with you :tup:

Wow, great. Let me just fly to San Diego/Germany/Iraq/Florida...

Agreed. October is my least favorite month of the year. It was the month my mom died and on the same day I was...well, yeah. Ya'll already know. I very much dislike this month.

I get pretty uncharacteristically quiet toward the end of the month.

:( We love you jess!

Sure.. when she's sleeping.

*snort* You're just full of joy tonight, aren't you Grav?

You're full of something, anyway. ;)

Are you accusing me of being full of matter? Because I can absolutely, positively deny that my inner contents have neither volume nor mass.

October does seem to be the cursed month. Pretty much everyone in my family dies in October too. Its wierd, my mom was listing them all last night.

The only thing I can remember happening in October is joining zelaron. I dont know if this has been a good or bad thing...

Bad. It's bad.

...Very bad.

Well, they do say bad things happen in threes.. Hopefully not for you again this year. Good luck buddy. :)

It seems to me that I'm the only one who likes October.

Apart from all the Autumn things, October is one of my favourite months.

That's because you're British.

And that's the end of that chapter.

That's always the answer to everything.

Why do I like October? Cos I'm a Brit.

Why do I drive on the correct side of the road? Cos I'm a Brit.

Why do I...erm...yeah? Cos I'm a Brit.

Yeah, but seriously...






I still like October. It ain't too bad a month for me. Signals the end of the first school half-term and the start of the second which finished for Xmas. And there's some other random things that happen, but that's a whole new story.

This should be enough to make everyone's october shitty.

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Gee, thanks for ruining my day.

I feel shitty if that counts for anything...

My loneliness is catchhing up with me...and I need to sleep desperately.

I need my diaper changed.

Get a fleshlight.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Damn British Accent] Enough funny speech out of you! [/Damn British Accent]

What the flip is that? A portable genuine imitation vagina?

In case plain wanking isn't doiing it for you.

I thought that was what a liver box was for.

Judging by the name, with a fleshlight you can do it...and get lit up...?

:confused:

That's just freaky. What type of mind spends its days designing things like that?

It has a cap you can put on it to disguise it as a flashlight, and whenever you want to you just fuck it.

I see...http://www.zelaron.com/forum/images/smilies/eek13.gif

No I don't...what am I talking about?!

How weird...

...It's so much easier being a girl when it comes to sex-toys. My god.

Well yah. Plus it's much more socially acceptable for a girl to have a vibrator than a guy to have one of those.

hey Jamesadin, you said your mom had breast cancer right? well, have her talk to her doctor about olive oil treatments(ingesting it and at least I think it was olive oil. I lost the article and i'm doing it from memory). I read in a discover magazine that sasilic(spelling check please pronounced sa-sil-ic or at least i remember so) acid in the oil knocks off the cancer properties of the defected cells up to approximately 50% of the total amount of cancer cells.

P.S. are you or your mom religious? if so, say the word and I will pray for her (and you if you want me to) whenever I remember. tell her I said good luck.

Wow, that's... very nice. You know James in real life?

no, but I can still help regardless of if I know james.

Ah. Well, welcome to the forums. I haven't seen you before. But your post touched me, somehow.

Grav, i plan on touching you.

well, yes, I am new here as you can probably tell from my "posts meter" anyway, thank you for the warm welcome, I appreciate it. most people would play "kick the newbie" until I had a hundred posts under my belt.