STOP BREAKING ZELARON! k
 

GOD DAMNIT. Just STOP.

It goes down like every day now.

I know, it's kind of gay.

Meh. I don't notice ~_~

I tried hopping on the other day, and it just sat there :(

It's been fine for me since the maintenance.

Yeah, I havent had any problems since the maintenance as well, even before that it only went down like once or twice.

It's all because of that WetWired telling fags like me that we can't fuck him roughly but then he's like "well ram me a little then slow down then do it again" and I'm like fuck no fag and I ram his ass so hard that he starts crying and when i cum it shoots him across the room onto the zelaron server and the server goes down and he's passed out for a while until the cops show up and i just tell them he had a little too much to drink but we all know it was semen

So you're DDOS-ing the server, huh? Disgusting Deluge of Semen?

yes sir

Fail.

Isnt' that denied service or something? Nerds with no life play "jokes" like that. PATHETIC. Mantralord, you stupid homo, shut up.

He knows exactly what it means, he fails because of the lame joke.

I was asking if thats what he was reffering to.

Yes. Before you were even thought of Mantralord DDOSed Zelaron.. which led to a ban, which led to an unban. Funny, isn't it?

That homosexual guy DDOS'd these forums? And he's here again? Wow, your owners must have a light concience.

Yeah. Otherwise we would have rebanned YOU on the spot.

ZZIINGG......

Who the hell is Afroman?

It's D3v, but nobody cares anymore.

I see. :(

Afroman is not d3v.

Lies, all lies.

He really isn't, I checked for myself.

What does that MEAN? You are not an investigative reporter or private dick, you're just a regular ol' dick. A penis of the genital persuasion.

Then who the fuck is Afroman!?

That's sensitive information, friend. You will recieve $50 in the mail and a complimentary "What Happens on Zelaron Stays on Zelaron" T-Shirt.