My late problems.
 

Well.

You are all aware of Lauren, About 3 weeks+ ago we broke up. Big deal right? Not really. Im over her i guess. She went out with one of my best friends Sean, i was alright with it, they were good until he went out of town. Then she fucking started cheating on him, well it was with me so its not that big of a deal to me either lol. Now he got mad at her, and me, but hes over it too, they broke up, and he said he might give her another chance, im like alright, but i talked to her tonight and basically she ended up saying we can go to 3rd base together with eachother, just me and her. They arent going out, and i made her promise me that she would stay single for 10 days straight before she got another boyfriend, so she could think about what she really wanted. Now she wants to fool around with me, so im like alright cool. This week is when its going down. I just want to know if its right or not, i mean obviously sean lost my trust when he asked my ex out the first bloody day we broke up. So i really could care less about his opinion. I think I should just do it you know? And for you that dont know, 3rd base=blowjob and eating out. Anyways; end of story. What do you think I sould do? Im not really beat up over this I just want to know other peoples opinions.

She's bad news. She's ditched 2 boyfriends in like 3 weeks. If you don't care about her emotionally but rather physically, then I guess go for it. But if you have some emotional bond to her I wouldn't recommend it. If you were to do that and she gets another bf soon, it may make you feel like she was just using you as a 'in between man'.

You're 13. What the fuck.

Move the fuck on. Leave this tramp in the dirt, man.

Oh, and also, you're an asshole for fooling around with your friend's girl.

"Oh but he blah blah blah I'm a fucking moron."

I don't care what he blah blah blah. It doesn't make it okay for you to do it. You're an asshole.

Yea, they're right bro, find a new skeeze and get with her till one of you cheats, then find another. That's what it's all about at your age.

I laughed at this thread. I'm sorry, I just don't know what to tell you. I would say forget about her, but I'm sure you're gonna dick around anyway, so.

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Truthfully if I were in your position, I'd let her go down on me and then drop it all. But what you should do is follow everyone elses suggestions.

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No, I dont have any excuse for it, I just dont give a fuck what he thinks. He know's Im an asshole, and he also knew that it was going to happen. Funny shit is i told him id 'make sure nobody macks on his woman while hes out of town'. She obviously feels something between us, and i was just goin with the flow.

Anyways, they are going back out, and long story short i swore to myself that i didnt want to fuck up their relationship more than it already is. Serves him right for taking her back, just like I did. I'm not worried, I told her after a relationship ends, its supposed to be ended and not work again, so they will probabaly break up again, then we will have our chance together. Basically, she agreed. But just as violent J raps, hit it and quit it, and pass it to my homies;yo.

Ya, its called being horney.

Your chance together? Are you retarded?

Yeah... that's probably right..

Yeah.. that's... WHAT?!?!

This is to the extent of being pathetic. Quit while you are behind. She does not give a flying fuck about you or him, she just wants to fuck around. If you can live with that then get a three some or something otherwise don't be a litttle douche and get with your friends girlfriend.

Relationship with Lauren = NO.

Don't even try to start another one up. Just look at how she's been acting. Get the random play if you want, but don't even consider attempting something more than friendship, because it'll just end again, most likely with her cheating on you.



P.S. And you're an asshole for fooling around with your friend's girl. He has every right to kick your ass for that.

none of my friends could kick my ass unless i willingly let them but w/e

and he says he says hes not mad at me becuase im the one that told him, oh and im not trying to get into a relationship with her, im tryign to just fucking do her in the butt stop being pussys you guys, i dont care if youthink im an asshole becuase i am lols

I say you're full of shit.

1. Stop being irrational.
2. Stop lying to yourself.
3. Stop chasing after a whore.
4. Stop being full of shit.

Choose 3.

He's 13.

Bob Bob Bob....

Since when do I chase after girls? I simply ask them if they want to do anything with me. Regardless if they have a boyfriend. If they do, then yes, I will fool around with them. For instance, tonight, this girl Jenna, shes very hot, and has a boyfriend. Im going to her house and fooling around with her. "I dont holler at girls, girls holler at me."-Gucci Mane, or some rapper that i forgot the name of.

I know its a dick move on my part, but maybe some girls will learn from their mistakes with me. Maybe not. And I dont care what you think of it, im 13. If some dude has a problem (yes hes 13 too) and is hung up for life over a relationship that sucked anyways, then i think he deserves what he got. No, I wouldnt think it's cool if it ever happened to me, but fuck girls, they can do what they want, get away with what they want, and from chromes opinion; find a new skeeze and get with her till one of you cheats, then find another. That's what it's all about at your age. that IS what it's all about for me. I'm doing the best thing ever, Keeping long term relationships from happening, because if you think about it, Lauren and Sean were pretty attached to eachother, and theres no doubt that they would last +5 months if i wouldnt have said anything to him, even if she continued cheating on him, but then he would have found out, and wanted to kill himself, knowing that its been going on from the 1st month they went out. I'd rather be in tons of short terms, but then maybe a few long terms, than be in tons of long terms, and maybe some short terms. I hate feeling miserable, especially when I know somebody that used to care about me so much doenst anymore. I'm not hung up on lauren, I was just 'horny', like whoever said up there.

What i meant by 'my chance' isn't to go out with her, its to finally fucking get what was worth going out with her for; my sweaty balls in her mouth. I dont actually love her, or even like her like that. There's just some shit I WILL NOT DO. If she broke up with sean and asked me out, it wouldnt be a no; it would be a fuck no. But then i'd ask her if she wanted to be 'close friends' instead. This way; I will never cheat on a girl, but they will cheat for me.

I still say you're full of shit.

"This chick that I know that has a boyfriend walked up to me yesterday and said, 'Will you come over and feel on my tittays tomorrow?' I was all 'Fo sho bitch.'"

Get over yourself.

ROFL HE'S 13 YEARS OLD.

FFS.

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I still say your an idiot.

I've been friends with Jenna since I was in 2nd grade. Cheer up, spaz. I got off the phone with her and she said that i told her once that id never go out with her, and im like "When the fuck did I say that." so we will probabaly end up going out anyways.

This thread is making even me feel insulted.

why would you feel insulted? I dont understand why everyone is so overwhelmed? The world is changing, younger people are getting into things , and doing it fast. When you were 13, would you NOT fuck a girl if she wante dto have sex?

Hello slaynish.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ish/5klidh.jpg



Slaynish, upload a recent pic of yourself. I think it will help everyone else in here....Or better yet, upload some pics of these girls, you Do have a cam.

Alright, I will upload some pictures of Jenna when/if I see her tonight; and you all know what lauren looks like? I'll show you what this girl Andrea looks like, shes kinda iffy, i dont know if I want to do anything with her because shes like grade A+ slut; and was telling me how she lets anybody do stuff to her or does anything to any guys so im like yeah fuck that. Thats why I wont go out with her lolers. Oh yeah, and this blonde girl kara but shes kind of iffy too, she already said she would kiss me and stuff but i really havnt hung out with her enough, i go to south valley jr high, she goes to liberty jr high; hence why we dont really ever see eachother except for when we meet up at the movies by coincidence.

I'll even upload my recent pic of me.

Okay, found one of Jenna, kind of shitty/red becuase this girl i know (courtney, also wanted to go out with me when i was dating lauren) took it.

For starters; Me.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...h/Image068.jpg


Jenna; Relationship strength/possibility 1-10(a 7)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...nish/JEnna.jpg


Kara; Relationship strength/possibility 1-10(a 3-4)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...h/100_0170.jpg


Andrea; Relationship strength/possibility 1-10(a 8+ i just wouldnt date her)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...Picture006.jpg


Lauren; My ex. Wouldnt date her. Cheated on sean with me, Whatever.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...nfusedmeee.jpg

There you have it. You are acting like a not-the-best-looking-guy cant get a pretty girl. All it takes is effort and kindness. Attraction isnt looks. Its not even most looks. I feel attracted to some girls that i know my friends would say "fuck that man" to. Its the same for girls.

Edit:

And if its that much of a problem, that you feel uncomfertable with me posting about girls, I'll fucking post pictures of all the girls I know, so for future reference you know who im talking about because in the next 5 years i'll probabaly date all of them. Theres not just 4 that are possible for me, theres breezy, courtney, julia, more and more. Stop being such a doubter and just try to help me through my problems.

This shit is just weird.

Kay. Remember guys, this forum is ONLY FOR HELP. Take your normal bitching (Bob) and take it into the chat forum. Don't make me have to clear this thread.


ILL DO IT!

I feel like I'm watching Legos trying to hook up.

lmao. :p

Everyone has their own tastes. Just becasue your friends might not like this girl or that girl doesn't mean you shouldn't. Screw what other people think. You've only got the one life so make the most of it else you'll regret what you didn't do that you could've done. I heard a quote a couple of months ago: "In later life you don't regret what you did but what you didn't do."

Edit:

Out of interest, are you familiar with the Chaos Theory??

And why should we feel uncomfortable about you posting pictures of girls?? Or was that directed at one person?? Either way, post the pictures. Follow the crowd and there's a nice shepherd living near me who'd love a few more sheep in his flock. Not following the crowd is what makes everyone individuals.

Where does Slaynish keep saying other people say he can't get girls? Because that seems to be all he is talking about.

I haven't the foggiest...

Is anyone else starting to think that those girls all look the same...or is it just me??

Here's a novel concept.... MAYBE YOU FUCKING DESERVE EVERY BIT OF SHIT YOU GET. Come the FUCK on man. You just said "oh my friend knows I'm an asshole... he knew that was going to happen." If you are a fucking asshole and you know it and you don't do anything to change yourself than STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE's SYMPATHY. Not only are you THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD, but you are being selfish as fucking shit. Pull your head out of your ass, take a shower, get on your knees, and suck my fucking dick. Maybe then I'll care a little bit about the trauma you suffered from getting dumped and cheated on by some stupid bitch at the age of 13.

K.
THX.
BAI.

Normally I'd like, edit that, but he has a point.

Yeah. I do. I was angry at the time though, sorry Slaynish.

Well.

I was to definitly expect all of those posts that I have got so far, and then this one, aswell; I'll cope with it; as randomly as it was.

I admit, I could've just deserved it, yeah, I thought about that; Dumby.

I also then thought about; if life is about "getting payed back", then we would be too busy with paying people back. If that were the case; then I just got 'repayed' from all the bullshit ive been through(Yeah, i went through that, to get payed back, and from that good pay back, i had a bad, a good, a bad, a good), i guess paying me back was me getting high for the 1st time in 6th months. You see? Life would be much too complicated if it were like that.

God ims o fucking tired right now

uh

what else.. Oh yeah;

You can go to hell, how is that. Some of my trauma is a small % of what yours may be; and maybe you are feeling like if i can get this much regard on what I've posted, why does nothing work for yours? Or is it your just feeling like throwing this in my face; because its what 'i deserve'? Fuck that; Im not going to assist you in the pleasure of your penis. Where does that help me? Your lucky im kinda high right now and cant really think aouta nything mean!!!23!!!! i m a meeny pants when i can be it!!!23

night night

That's a fairly lengthy post but it doesn't say anything.. it lacks content. How the fuck did you manage that one?

The same way I manage it. You just ramble about random things and make it sound like it has some relevance to the thread even though it doesn't. It's not so much an acquired skill than a state of mind.

Like sheep.