What the fuck....
 

Have any of you watched those early morning kids shows....

We have a channle here called WTTW. There is a show called booba or something, and I'm completely confused as what its aboit.....

First think I saw were fat marshmellows with inflated condoms as a head in 5 different colors dancing around and some kid screaming random shit that didnt sound like it was even a language.

Then they all of a sudden fly up and there heads for a circle, then they do some captain planet shit. And the screen turns into a rain bow and it random goes to a field.

This field is just that... a plain field, but it has a see saw in the middle of it. And old guy and a black guy in a pink shirt come up and tries to ride it one at a time. It doesnt work so they are all confused as fuck..... they eventually get it to work, but it gets jammed. They start jumping up and down on it like they are humping the god damn seat, but nothing happens. Then time apparently stop and an oil can random ly appears. They have the bright idea to oil the thing, so the squirt blue oil, which looks like soap, into a little hole at the middle of the see saw, and then go on playing.

Then the fat condom marshmellows come back and start dancing again. They eventually get tired and go to some sort of hammocks. Their heads go into their bodies and fall asleep. They look like the heads of a penis at this point...

Then it goes to some random 6 year old girl on a pad of rainbow colors or some shit. For the next 3 minutes, alls he does is turn around 45 degrees, clap her feet togeter a few times, giggle, and turn again. This eventually speeds up and then you hear booooooooba and this rainbow shit flys out above a town, and says "LOOK WHAT WE CAN DO"

Then these two girls show up. They strike some retarded looking pose. For the next 3 mintues, they do the same thing as well. One of them makes a bridge with their body, and the other on crawls under them.......they giggle and change positions and do this ove and oer again.

Then, Once again the fuckign rainbow beam pops out of nowhere and flys across a major city. Then the fat marshmellows come back and dance some more to a kid screaming some bullshit i cant understand. THen the credits roll, and here I am watching clifford the big red dog.

I know what your talking about. Boobaas....i wonder what they were smoking when they made that show.

That's Boohbah. Craziest thing I've seen.. recently.

Random Edit: Apparently the black guy is named "Mr. Man"

Holy shit that's fucking corrosive to the brain.

It's hell...hell on earth...I have a cousin who cannot stop watching it...she is gonna grow up completely and utterly screwed...

Clifford was no better....

The Big Red Dog?? How scared would you be if you wake up one morning, looked out of your window and saw a bloody great dog asleep outside???


Rhubarb and Custard! There's a programme I haven't seen in a loooooong time. I seem to remember it being weird...

Fuck you guys. Clifford was da bomb.

I've never liked him...for some reason...

Sounds like you fell asleep on acid and are describing the dreams....

I agree with Black Jesus.

I hardly ever post anymore. :/

It's all about Eureka's Castle. Represent!

I remember a little kiddies program when I was a little kiddy...Old Bear or something...and all the bears etc. came to life...I locked my bear up after that...I only found him recently...:p...Mr. Brown...I also gotta little bear that burps if you turn him upside down...and one I used to tie to plastic bags and drop him off the house to see if he would float down on a parachute...he's still got the tyre marks on him.

You think a real kid's show is weird? Check out Wonder Showzen on MTV 2

I dont want to know what you consider weird. Do the furry anmials dress up as humans, instead of visa versa?

Kinky!

Wonder Showzen is seriously fucked up.

Wtf you live in chicago?

The suburbs of chicago, yeah. City is about 30 min drive away

That was quite hilarious, DFD. But seriously, even HoH agrees that Wonder Showzen is fucked up. The show just makes no sense and is seriously something someone came up with on acid. Like once, they had these little "cute" creatures who kept going "shuggie" and I had no fuckin' clue what "shuggie" was until they came across this guy who was tied up and went "SHUGGIE" and he said "NO SHUGGIE!" and then they fuckin' tore him up.

Dude, these days the children's tv shows are giving them like seizures. Lets take Blues Clues for example

LETS GO ON A ADVENTURE
LETS GO INTO THIS SCREEN
OMG A BLUES CLUE, I CAN'T SEE IT CAUSE IM TOO RETARDED TO LOOK

And it keeps goin random and changing screens. My cousin seriously got a somewhat of a "seizure" watching BooBah, the gay pride show.

LOL! You sig got even better! Very nice.

I honestly think the main purpose of that show is to make kids stupid.