The Zelaron Dating Game!
 

I think we should, for our sick amusement, match up one or two pairs of people (or.. things) we think would be perfect for each other.

I'll start:

Chruser and SmarterChild. SC has everything Christian is looking for! An online-savvy girlfriend, an easy on-off relationship with a minimum amount of commitment, and all the right answers!

or or or...


Lets match up mantralord with FLOOR TILES!

*omg* drills holes and fucks it HARD LUBE!!!

i mean..coz...they r liek hard....and i like hard......and..........they dont call teh cops....and....i can draw chruser's face on them....and make his mouth teh hole lo lo lolololol omg ^___^;;

Kidagakash and a vibrating bong, for obvious reasons.

-- Which I'll explain!

The bong of course used for smoking, with the vibrating feature obviously being used for those nights when she bruises all her high fuck-buddies (since we all know that all stoner chicks have nothing but fuck buddies, for weed loosens up the canals) with the TRIPLE-ANNIHILATION-GRABBING-OF-THE-NUTS.

Grav and Ralph Nader.

Ralph would actually bring some humor to the relationship.

Adrenachrome and Hillary Duff. How cute.

Xenn, Mantralord, KagomJack and SurrealWalking.

Nonono, drop Xenn, replace with tokill, because while I don't like him physically, I bet his young ass is nice and tight. And he does look better than slaynish and zagggon, at least.

Erm...Me and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... oh.

I dunno xenn. XD

I've already been hooked up, with my hand. Bitches. I'm open for threesomes or more, though! ^_~

Mantralord, and Kagom...


For obvious reasons.

Mantralord and that midget from different strokes.

Grav and Raziel's mom! *OOOOOOOH ZING!*

Me and Jinx!
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Just kidding.

Insolence and my dearest buddy Brad. Cyute couple. ^.^;

I'm not gay with Brad you goochknocker :D

SurrealWaking + Salad Fingers, for obvious reasons, which I'll explain...


Oh, nope, nevermind, just mocking DFD :D

mjordan2nd and the Reverend Al Sharpton.

Grav and a mantra plushie. Oh wait, that's already happening.

Me, Kida, and Silverjinx threesome.
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not jk

1. Kida will punch you in the balls.
2. Bob is gonna put the hurt on you for that one.

1. i like it kinky
2. Bring it.

Being punched in the balls isn't kinky, it's relentless-vomiting-deathly-painful.

Ya know, it's unfair to judge people by their fetishes. Maybe he just likes to be in pain and to get raped?

If I said I had a punch-me-in-the-ball fetish, I'd want you to knock my ass out. Straight up, just puch me in the face.

Heh, if you say so. Maybe it's just the fact he doesn't have any balls at all? o.O

Talking about balls. You know these new motorbikes? They have some weird design tank in front of the seat/saddle - what you call it?. Anyway, the most common injury if you crash on one of these, is having your balls ripped off.

Go ride one!

its not a being punched in the balls fetish, its the pain 'n' pleasure fetish. i dont mind a chick beating the hell outta me if we were gonna get it on. as long as i am conscious.....and working. HaH

thats just plain fucking wierd o_O!

Owwie my liver.

no dude, you gotta try it. Its so fun. Dominatrix Baby, fuck yeah.

Anyone got a cute Mom for the old guy?? :D

I got to experience this tonight. The girl that did it thought it was really funny as I tossed in pain.

You can actually think about sex after being punched in the nuts?

Damn, Jizmo, that sucks. I know that feeling. :-\

That happened to DFD, he got pissed. I would too. Only time I've been hit in the balls was by a guy and I woulda killed him but I was too busy trying not to cry.

It fucking sucked. This girl handcuffed herself on accident to my buddy's bed and I found the key and wouldn't give it to her because she's an unbelievable slut. Her friend then proceeded to punch me really, REALLY hard in the balls. Oh boy, great times. =\

The pain is hurts so bad, you need to retaliate to show that bitch never to do that again.

JIZMO AND HIS SISTER!!!


Yea.

Mjordan <3 Blackness!