Floor tile fetish...
 

Yea, so I have a floor tile fetish...hardwood, linoleum, marble, etc. I drill holes in them and stick my dick through and fuck them. I love smearing my cum all over them. Oh man, put em in the freezer and fuck em cold for an extra kick.


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And then you woke up and realized it was your uncle.

*sister

ten

Floor tile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Cookie?

The Jew screams when you put it in the oven!

Floor tile.

sister.
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10!!

Floor tile.

Sister bitch.

Floor tile.

Roof shingle.

Floor tile.

yum...floor tiles...those are my favorite.

Floor tile.

Cement Flooring.

.elit roolF

!taht no kcuS

.drow enO

!!!RETSIS

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.gniroolf tnemec ni seloh llird t'naC

.skcarc tsuj tI

Fuck you, asshole.

FLOOR TILE SHURIKEN!!! Like in that episode of naruto...oh wait it was Roof Tile Shuriken...

kajskl;fjasl;dfasd

Did you know that Potatoes are called Spuds, because in Southern Ireland, they used a spade with a very small, but long blade, that they called a Spud. So the name stuck for Potatoes.

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Bathroom Wall Tiles.

You're fucking retarded. I hope mantralord injects semen into you to fulfill your fantasy...And probably his...

Nononono say squirt instead of inject coz inject suggest my penis is as thin as a needle but it really is as thick as a professional turkey baster. So squirt.

Now I really want a rampaging sex life with you.

I swear to God this kid is gay.

You think? He's made so many references to being gay with mantralord it's not even funny.

Yup, straight up queer.

Buwahahahaha! You have only half figured me out. I am half-gay, y0!

How so?

Are you half-full of gayness. Or half-empty??

"mantralord" is another word for "homogenized."

-23432453458 pnts k i win

...HE'S BISEXUAL.


Does that clear it up for you?

Jesus Christ, who the fuck is advertising Zelaron on govteen.com?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Him himhimhimmhimhimm

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It wasn't me.

Little question, what has this gotta do with floor tiles??

Mantra, name your favourite brand of floor tiles. Your absolute favourite.

What the hell is govteen.com?

Hrm, how about you try typing it in your browser?

Because, Thanatos, that could backfire.