69 Weirdness....
 

Lately I have been seeing the number 69 everywhere...now normally I would not notice any particular number over the course of a day or a week but this has been going on now for several weeks and its freaking me out! And not just because of the teenage level sexaual hilarity factor of the number 69.

Here are just some of the things I have noticed,

Got a part time job at a restaraunt, the store # is 69....
My employee number there is 0069....
Moved recently, my new exit # is 69....
My parking space at work was changed, I am now in space 1169....
I reunited with my girlfriend recently, her parking space at her Condo is 169....
I got into a minor accident with a Metrobus, the bus number was 69....

These are just the tip of the iceberg,....Someone enlighten me to the astrological signifigance of this phenomena please..

It means.... Doofus da man.

Well, that is if you take it at surface with today's implication of the number. If, however, you look at it with more of a Zen perspective, it may be a reference to your Ying and your Yang.

Which, ultimately, is another reference to something sexual. Heh heh. Yang.

Above all else, it is something supernatural, and definetly never ever absolutely NOT a coincidence.

I'm guessing you'll be abducted by aliens in 69 days. Because...as you know, 69 can be subtracted by 65.86.

65.86 has two sixes in it, and if you subtract the 8 with the 5, you get three, which is half of 6. Multiply it by 2 and you get another 6, so now we have 666, meaning that something evil is coming. Add to the fact that subtracting 69 by 65.86 is 3.14, and we now know that it has something to do with circles. Evil that comes in circles? You guessed it, flying saucers. And aliens. The evidence is right here man, you cannot deny it. I'd spend the next 69 days in a bomb shelter if I were you.

Doofus is teh pimp yo, this kneegrow was like "OMG I BROKE UP WIT MY GF" like a month ago, now hes straight out pimpin again

Actually I am back with that GF...ever have one of those women who you just couldnt stay away from even though you know you should??

Aliens, bitch, ALIENS!

Yeah, your mom was a winner.

Get in game fat man

God dammit..i got a D today on my Spanish test.. it was a 69%..i know what u mean..

Sheesh...what are we using 12 yr olds put downs now? Getting a little thin on the material fat boy...

FUCKING ALIENS!

Haha... Fat people...

mantralord is teh 1337 h0tn3ss s0 wut if hes Fat(^_-)

i r not fat and btw:


ALIENS BITCH, ALIENS!!!

Holy fuck. Aliens are fucking coming! Dive in Mantra's pants, it's safe in there.

So anyways yesterday I was doing Wolfpack's mom when he comes in and is like,"Hey, what are you...Whoops! Sorry, I guess I'll have to wait for my turn later."

That's not what yo mama said last night.

har har har..u r teh gayest comedian 3v3r

Shut your trap, little bitch.

Shut your trap, little bitch.

Shut your trap, little bitch.


OMFG WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?? THE ALIENS ARE COMING, BITCH!!

Damn face rapers...

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108

I beliez ya! They bez comin fo we!

Maybe because you haven't have sex lately, so you just paying extra attention to these stuff.

What the fuck are you talking about?

dooo dee dooo I am K_A kekekee!!

Oh my fucking god. New update! The aliens are coming from the damn computer graphics forum! Look at the posts, 666! Zelaron is the source of all evil...sweet.

Floor tiles.

NO!!

First 69.
Then aliens.
Then Wolfpacks mom.
Then aliens.
Now floor tiles.

Oh my God the world's gone CRAZY!!! He he. Hand out the straight jackets. Oh yes. Nice little jackets. With initials. He he. Oh no. What about Fred Ingham? F comes sixth. I is ninth. 69!!! RUN!!!!!

I believe Doofus is the 69 man.

Observe:

D --> 4
O --> 15
O --> 15
F --> 6
U -->21
S -->19
_
A --> 1
W --> 23

Ignore the DOOFUS. The important bit is the AW. It is on it's own and is two numbers.

Also, where do most Alien abductions happen? The US. So include that as well.

US = 21 + 19 = 40
AW = 1 + 23 = 24

40 + 24 = 64

1 = A
4 = D

There is one D, so add that to 4 to get 5, which gives the letter E.

As there is an A in DOOFUS_AW, add to it the E:

A --> 1 + E --> 1 + 5 --> 6.

Now add, the 6 to the 23 given by W, and the fact that US is where most abductions happen ( = 40) and you get....69!!!

DIVE FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the -fuck- did that math come from?

Unless the fucking alphabet was re-arranged, D is the fourth letter, not the fifth..

I know. So I edited it.

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Technically it should be Maths right? Mathematics is the long word, the abbreviation (why such a long word for something that is short for a long thing???) for this is Maths, with an S as the original word seems to me to be plural, therefore the abbreviation should also be.

Okay, I'm fucking lost to all extent. And yes, Mantra, floor tiles.

Are you gay?