I have an announcement to make.
 

Right now, I am really high. I just got back from a roady and it is really fucking hard to keep my eyes open. This is the third time I have smoked pot today. I am so fucking high I do not even care that I got drug tested. Fuck 'em all, let's just party.

I saw something on Reuters that said Alaska is debating on whether to make pot legal. I just want to say: Power to Alaska, man. I am planning on vacationing there this summer with a couple of my buds. I can't fucking wait.

I hope this post was sufficient enough to make you all understand what my current situation is. Fuck, I am so baked.

When states are talking about legalizing marijuana, I'm pretty sure they are talking about for medicinal reasons? Not positive, my drug stage passed about 6 years ago.. :)

Nope. They are already one of the 10 states that have legalized it for medical intentions. I've done my research, damnit.

Garunteed that the first state to legalize the selling and smoking of marijuana will see the most tourism of any state, ever.

Hell yeah they will. Man, people need to lighten up.

That would be the only way I'd smoke ever again. If it was legalized. :)

Haha, you're such a liar. You're gonna get baked tomorrow.

Did you ever get caught in that drug test earlier? I thought they'd screen you again one month after the first test if you were positive.

stop using my monitor slim shady

I was gonna post that, too. DAMN YOU HIGH GRAV!

Don't judge me

GUILTY! What now.....

all do the bumbp

bump bump bump

yeaaa

cant tuch this

Do the Peter Griffin bump.

Hmmmmmm


I have an announcement to make:
I'm bisexual.


sound familiar?

Just like Canada? Because Alaska is so far away from the states anyway... rofl

Another reason to come and live in belgium -.-

Your a good speller high, I would have had trouble with announcement.

who's gonna bunk wif me in alaska?

I will, but chances are I'll kill you long before you get a chance to open your mouth.

i get top bunk! and ill let u know ill get into the habit of wetting my bed

I have this nasty habit of killing people with dull rusty machetes dipped in AIDS. You get the worse end of the deal.

Dipped in AIDS!!

Own?

It's actually dipped in HIV, not aids..

No offense intended, but I think your full of shit.

And you're full of stupid. Everbody wins!

I was coming down from my high. So... fuck you?

I did have trouble - it took me about twenty minutes to spell everything right.

Team America Excerpt:

"Everybody has AIDS"