Great party v2
 

Ok SO Iw as invited to this guy's party (cousin of the guy who threw last party), They said it was gonna start at 7 but since I know how people always show up 2 hours later I decided to go to the State Fair with bunch of my friends, well we didnt leave until 9, it was 10 by the time I got home and 11 by the time I got to the party.

I got there just in time to find out that the police had come already (it was only 11!!) and the party had indeed started at 7, But most of the people at the party decided to go to this Latin club, so I catch up to them and on the way there some girls get In my car because the other car was too crowded, we drive for like 5 mins then the car two cars behind me hit a fucking deer, so all those people int he car decided to leave (minus 5) so by the time we got to the club we only had like 8 people, I was still with the two girls that had come in my car so we went in the club and danced, like an hour later 3 more of the people that were with us showed up, we had a nice time, one of the girls I was with was a HB8 so I spent most of the time with her, I drove the other one home first and then the HB8, got her number and a kiss and then I went home.

:D Im gonna call her in like a week when I manage to get some money to go out =/

PS: Funny thing is that shes friends with the girl I met at the other party last month. ^_^

Crazy Night I tell you

Yea, that's pretty crazy. Could be a good thing you werent there when the cops showed up though.

what is a hbb?

HB8 = Hot babe 8, the number is on a scale 1-10 . 10 Being the most beautiful and hot.

Sounds Fun

Fuck you 10 char limit.

I went to a party last night, but it wasn't as eventful as yours. We got there, smoked a shit load of bud, and ordered 6 large pizzas. GG.

Haha, who cares if it wasn't as eventful. Smoking and eating is fun.

Yay for girls! Oops, wait, I'm gay...boo for girls!

Don't worry, I didn't cheat on you papito


:eek:

You better not, coz I masturbate to your pix every day.

Sick thing is, you probably do.

Sick thing is, he probably does.

Sick thing is, he's a homosexual.

All the parties I goto are full of hot chicks wanting to be fingered, it's fucking great!!! The car behind you hit a deer and that was enough to make those five people bum out?? Where I live in San Antonio, thats the norm, what fucking losers.

Know what's funny about that? It's sick.

What does that have to do with you mr. unibrow? I bet you just sit in the back with a fat bitch, putting your hand between her fat rolls thinking it's her pussy.

I hate you.

Awww dun be mad at me just bcause Im to sexy for your fattass brain to concieve. It may be sick, but actually it is very nice when they return the favor by giving you a bj.

AHHH, GOD ITS HIDIOUS, put it away. I can stand ugly, but geesh, that's circus ugly.

Ahh god my eyes hurt.

You so ugly, you made the onions cry.

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Looks like one of my friends brother. Weird.

Yeah Lenny you best shutup fatass, im twice as good looking as you could ever hope to be. Anyways Im fine with how I look and so is my gf so I dun really have a big problem if some fat nerd on a gaming forum thinks otherwise due to the fact that he is a fatass loser.

Holy shit, the exxon valdez crashed into your face!

It looks like your head got stepped on.

Yes! Now we have guys arguing about which guy is hotter. It's the E-Metrosexual party of the year!

Now we get to hear about how small your penis is. Great.

And for fucks sake get a new sig, most of the girls in it are blah.

My penis is only small if you compare it to a killer whale.

...Wait, where was I arguing about anything? I just see myself mocking zagggon, did I miss something?

Lenny and Zagggon, Slim. I was talking about Lenny and Zagggon.

You missed putting your ugly pic up so I could laugh at how fat you are?

If you consider 115 pounds fat, you have serious problems. I would get my picture up, but my digcam is being a little slut, and not loading pictures up.

omg yuo teh skinny fuck

Well damnit Slim stop getting mad at me then I would leave you the fuck alone...

I'm not getting mad at you, I'm making fun of you. Oh, and I could care less if you keep making yourself look like an idiot by hammering of stupid insult after stupid insult.

Slim dun be mad, i wuv you, we have gay person sex now?

Like I said, not mad. Are you too dumb to read or...

omg Slim CAN YOU JUST GIMME A CHANCE!?!?!? SLIM OMG WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!?!?